𝐒𝐊𝐘𝐄 ( 𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙲𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁 ) .ᐟ .ᐟ

❞ 𝐈❜𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭❜𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥 .ᐟ 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭❜𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐥 .ᐟ ❞ ┊ DMs Open ! ┊ SFW & #FNRP

[𝐒𝐊𝐘𝐄 ( 𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙲𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁 ) .ᐟ .ᐟ @H0tG4rbage]

ᴀɴ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴄᴏᴠᴇʀ ꜱᴋʏᴇ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ .

𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 , 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐌𝐄 .

ᴬⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵘᵗᵗᵉʳᶠˡⁱᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵇᵉᵉˢ .

#FNRP ✘ #MVRP
&
#AdventureTimeRP

[𝐒𝐊𝐘𝐄 ( 𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙲𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁 ) .ᐟ .ᐟ @H0tG4rbage]

? ? ?

You guys beat the ICE KING without HER? No fair! She’s the one who usually uses the cool swords . .

[𝐒𝐊𝐘𝐄 ( 𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙲𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁 ) .ᐟ .ᐟ @H0tG4rbage]

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱

❛❛ Yup .ᐟ The one n’ the only. I wanna adopt one of those Sprite things, but Ollie says I’m too up and at it to be a parent. Oh, and mine vomits lava, what’s your stance on that .ᐣ ❞

😭

[𝑨 𝑪𝑯𝑰𝑳𝑳 𝑰𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑨𝑰𝑹 @FR0STEDFURY]

[ she snapped out of her state
as the adventurer greeted her again ! ]

Hello . . Skye was the name , right ?

[𝐒𝐊𝐘𝐄 ( 𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙲𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁 ) .ᐟ .ᐟ @H0tG4rbage]

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱

. . .
Oh dang! She finally snapped out of her little trance!

❛❛ Oh .ᐟ Hey Frosty, long time no see .ᐟ ❞

She’s about as clueless as always.

[𝑨 𝑪𝑯𝑰𝑳𝑳 𝑰𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑨𝑰𝑹 @FR0STEDFURY]

[ she was previously going to
surprise attack the adventurer
with a snowball , but she just
felt like staring ominously for now . . ]

[𝐒𝐊𝐘𝐄 ( 𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙲𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁 ) .ᐟ .ᐟ @H0tG4rbage]

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱

She’s daydreaming.
About hotdogs.

[𝑨 𝑪𝑯𝑰𝑳𝑳 𝑰𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑨𝑰𝑹 @FR0STEDFURY]

[ she’s just . . staring . . . ]

[𝐒𝐊𝐘𝐄 ( 𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙲𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁 ) .ᐟ .ᐟ @H0tG4rbage]

Gotta blow the dust off of this thing !

[𝐒𝐊𝐘𝐄 ( 𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙲𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁 ) .ᐟ .ᐟ @H0tG4rbage]

Boop .

[𝐒𝐊𝐘𝐄 ( 𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙲𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁 ) .ᐟ .ᐟ @H0tG4rbage]

Why did nobody tell me I used to wear green all the time ?

I thought it was blue — green isn’t my color at all !

[𝐒𝐊𝐘𝐄 ( 𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙲𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁 ) .ᐟ .ᐟ @H0tG4rbage]

I had some magic bug spray ! It’s like the size of my house !

Butttttt , my sister says I’m not allowed to use it because I fill water guns up with it and spray people . . have you ever thought about putting them in a big jar ?

[𝐒𝐊𝐘𝐄 ( 𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙲𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁 ) .ᐟ .ᐟ @H0tG4rbage]

I’m great !

You sound just like my sister — this isn’t the 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘦𝘴𝘵 thing I’ve ate in my life . Plus , those little guys pop whenever my sword pokes ‘em , they’re kinda fragile . .

[𝐒𝐊𝐘𝐄 ( 𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙲𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁 ) .ᐟ .ᐟ @H0tG4rbage]

Yeah , of course !

Don’t knock it ‘til you try it y’know ??

[𝐒𝐊𝐘𝐄 ( 𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙲𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁 ) .ᐟ .ᐟ @H0tG4rbage]

What ?

Oh ! Yeah no Guff is like a giant fluff thing ! It’s complicated . 😁

[𝐒𝐊𝐘𝐄 ( 𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙲𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁 ) .ᐟ .ᐟ @H0tG4rbage]

Oh y’know . .

The Ice King woke up ! I did a couple fetch quests , got sent to a couple other kingdoms — think I got sent to a weird OTHER universe ? I’ve been real busy !

I also learned how to do a cartwheel .

[𝑨 𝑪𝑯𝑰𝑳𝑳 𝑰𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑨𝑰𝑹 @FR0STEDFURY]

What even happened
to the ice kingdom ?

[𝐒𝐊𝐘𝐄 ( 𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙲𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁 ) .ᐟ .ᐟ @H0tG4rbage]

Oo !

A cookie !

[𝐒𝐊𝐘𝐄 ( 𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙲𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁 ) .ᐟ .ᐟ @H0tG4rbage]

I dunno !

I was in the remains of the Ice Kingdom n’ stuff for a few months !

[𝑨 𝑪𝑯𝑰𝑳𝑳 𝑰𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑨𝑰𝑹 @FR0STEDFURY]

Yeah !

Her name is Techie ! .

Wait a second . . Did I just say something my alternate universe self would say ?

[𝐒𝐊𝐘𝐄 ( 𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙲𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁 ) .ᐟ .ᐟ @H0tG4rbage]

If Skye ever gave you a random magic object that could grant you a wish , and she told you NOT to use it until she gets back in like an hour . .

Would she be right in trusting you to keep it ? Just asking for future purposes !

[𝐒𝐊𝐘𝐄 ( 𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙲𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁 ) .ᐟ .ᐟ @H0tG4rbage]

Yeah that’s great .

On the other hand , you’re married ??

[𝑨 𝑪𝑯𝑰𝑳𝑳 𝑰𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑨𝑰𝑹 @FR0STEDFURY]

Fine yall

I’ll make sure my wife
doesn’t have catnip for a month .

[𝐒𝐊𝐘𝐄 ( 𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙲𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁 ) .ᐟ .ᐟ @H0tG4rbage]

That’s what I said !

But then Guff said that I’m not a fluff creature so I wouldn’t understand . I mean I took a bite — they don’t taste good at ALL , I really don’t get it .

( . . She what ? 😭 )

[𝐒𝐊𝐘𝐄 ( 𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙲𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁 ) .ᐟ .ᐟ @H0tG4rbage]

Note to self . .

Guff and Ollie eat weird bug things . .

[𝐒𝐊𝐘𝐄 ( 𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙲𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁 ) .ᐟ .ᐟ @H0tG4rbage]

Her sword is the bane of ALL evil . .

Like the Master Sword !
She loves Zelda !

Gosh , who let her out the house this morning . . ?