Mr. Ducksworth

“Quack, quack, quack!” - Mr. Ducksworth

[Mr. Ducksworth @H0tWasab1]

@Biondough Sounds like you just hate women

[Mr. Ducksworth @H0tWasab1]

Damn👀 @ToreyKrug talk about missin out!

[Frank Seravalli @frank_seravalli]

#Flyers unveil new locker room, player lounge, coaches rooms and medical facilities - which put the finishing touches on a $400 million complete overhaul of @WellsFargoCtr.

Perspective: some recent #NHL arenas didn't cost that much to build brand new.

[Mr. Ducksworth @H0tWasab1]

What are we, afraid of a little rain? Ridiculous, this is why soccer will never grow in the US @MLS @ColumbusCrew @thesoccerdon

[Mr. Ducksworth @H0tWasab1]

@ToreyKrug I hear Philly is great! Who wouldn’t want to move there?! https://t.co/OdM5OHj1Dz @StLouisBlues @NHLFlyers

[Mr. Ducksworth @H0tWasab1]

PLEASE @stlCITYsc @1_LPfannenstiel @carolynkindle

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

James Rodriguez is a free agent after leaving Olympiakos. I am BEGGING an MLS team to step up and sign him.

[Mr. Ducksworth @H0tWasab1]

@Captain_terry19 @Costco I’d hate to get @BarstoolBigCat involved, he typically only assists with airlines

[Mr. Ducksworth @H0tWasab1]

@Biondough Step into my office, my friend.

[Mr. Ducksworth @H0tWasab1]

@StLouisBlues @JordanKyrou @JordanKyrou Vegas bomb to juice you up before the fastest skater comp is a must.

[Mr. Ducksworth @H0tWasab1]

@Biondough STINKYYY

[Mr. Ducksworth @H0tWasab1]

@Luke__Hassler Same here, ice cream and popcorn

[Mr. Ducksworth @H0tWasab1]

@Jacob_Scholl Those feet could power an entire city via solar energy

[Mr. Ducksworth @H0tWasab1]

@AvocOTTO7 @SaveAHorse30

[Mr. Ducksworth @H0tWasab1]

@soIoucity @flackattack14

[Mr. Ducksworth @H0tWasab1]

@BarstoolBigCat @SaveAHorse30

[Mr. Ducksworth @H0tWasab1]

@BSSportsbook @barstoolsports @SaveAHorse30

[Mr. Ducksworth @H0tWasab1]

#StanleyCup

[Mr. Ducksworth @H0tWasab1]

@StLouisBlues @Enterprise Then act like it

[Dave @lildickytweets]

Retweet if you want a season 2

[Dave @DaveKlink_]

If you’ve spent more than 2 hours at 10 below, your body is automatically 5x more immune to any virus out there compared to the average human