Andrew King

Wife and 3 kids are my life.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Trump's frequent trips to Walter Reed raise new questions about Joe Biden's health.

[Andrew King @H2Omaker71]

@eliza_jacobs Odd that he had it and it wasn’t treated by anyone before it got that bad. Usually you feel miserable for days

[Andrew King @H2Omaker71]

Trump promised lower prices for everything and the choads that voted for him now get to suffer along with the rest of us. Enjoy!

[ABC News @ABC]

Grocery prices in the U.S. soared faster in April than any month in nearly four years, driving up the cost of everything from frankfurters to tomatoes to cupcakes, according to government data. https://t.co/Txg9D5599q

[Andrew King @H2Omaker71]

@eliza_jacobs @piper5078 Saw 4.75/gal in Williamsburg today

[Andrew King @H2Omaker71]

@eliza_jacobs It was nowhere near it. He is just a triggered baby when actually challenged

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

Stop holding comedians who make jokes to higher standards than politicians who lie, steal, and are in the Epstein files over 1000 times.

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

So weird Donald didn't stand up, ask for his shoes, defiantly raise his fist, and say "Fight, fight, fight."

[Andrew King @H2Omaker71]

I don’t mind if Brand looks more idiotic but why is a pedo rapist being given ANY air time?

[Niall Stanage @NiallStanage]

One of the best examples I’ve ever seen of an interviewer knowing when to say nothing at all.

Beautifully played by @piersmorgan.

[Andrew King @H2Omaker71]

This makes me happy

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Millionaire US big game hunter, 75, is trampled to death by five elephants while hunting antelope in central Africa https://t.co/ipMRZvLKyK

[Andrew King @H2Omaker71]

Me last night: ah no alarm to set, can sleep in

Robocall at 6am

[Andrew King @H2Omaker71]

it me

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

A baby beaver cleaning his chubby little belly.. 😊

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

GOP - *gerrymanders*

DEMS - hey stop that no fair

GOP - *gerrymanders even more*

DEMS - we mean it we’re gonna sue

SCOTUS - *legalizes gerrymandering completely*

DEMS - *start gerrymandering*

GOP - HEY STOP THAT NO FAIR!!!! 😭

[Andrew King @H2Omaker71]

Gas at $4, costs going up, Trump starting illegal wars and this is the shit the MAGA in Congress care more about

[7News DC @7NewsDC]

The saga between U.S. Reps. Nancy Mace and Cory Mills reached new heights Monday, as a report from NOTUS indicated that Mills has "already drafted" a resolution to expel Mace from Congress.
https://t.co/dY3OwChMqu

[Andrew King @H2Omaker71]

It’s this over and over and over and over

[Sam Stein @samstein]

here we go again. Trump's leverage point once more is the aching terror inside most rational human beings that he may not be bluffing THIS time around.

[Andrew King @H2Omaker71]

Woke up to a hell of a weather change. Def not summer like today

[Andrew King @H2Omaker71]

Zero fucking self awareness

[Acyn @Acyn]

Leavitt: I think the allegations against former representative Swallwell are disgusting. I hope the journalists in this room will do their job to ask Democrats in power how they knew about such despicable behavior for so long but never said or did anything about it

[Andrew King @H2Omaker71]

I’m not Catholic but I’m Team Pope 100% in this Trump v Pope fight

[Andrew King @H2Omaker71]

We just sent 4 people around the moon. Imagine what we could do if we ever decided to spend on science instead of bombing people every day