𝐇adalgo

[𝐇adalgo @H4D4LG0]

link to bets: fade, follow, or fuck-off

https://t.co/Vqugrz55h4

[𝐇adalgo @H4D4LG0]

@KelleyBydlon all morning I’ve been going, “burruchaga, burruchaga…” A nice change to the normal brain rot knocking around in my head.

[𝐇adalgo @H4D4LG0]

There are skills you learn when cheating for school but if you’re going to cheat you at least have to look at it and spruce it up in your own words. I cheated because I was dumb and didn’t pay attention lol but at the very least you have to look over your own bullshit.

[Boochie is the Name @stoppfeenin]

32/35 students failed this professor's midterm using AI because he secretly hid some white font in his text.

[𝐇adalgo @H4D4LG0]

To spend energy complaining online about a game you hate, when there’s so much better to do.

[sean @mcneemem]

Welcome to Marathon, where our fastest TTK weapon is an actual aimbot with tracking bullets that you can use to kill players inside of smokes while completely invisible 😃

If that isn’t exhilarating, then wait until your neighborhood Recon uses their Echo Pulse to show your teammates a temporary, real-time ping of the enemy's exact location, along with what shield they’re using (in case you were using purples and they’re all green, so you know to ape them instantly)

Even though we launched as a hardcore PvPvE extraction shooter experience, you can now play our PvE-only mode or continue to play our main mode, where your gear literally doesn’t matter.

Lock in a free green shield and load in with a Volt Thrower for the easiest gaming experience of your life

Try Marathon today 👍🏻

[𝐇adalgo @H4D4LG0]

Love it, would like to see an exp boost for solos but I figure that’s in hand with being able to progress further than before.

[Marathon Development Team @MarathonDevTeam]

We’ve been reviewing early community feedback around Vault Breaker, especially from players jumping in solo, and we have a tuning update in the works.

When Update 1.1.5.1 goes live next week, we are adding a Solo queue to Vault Breaker. In this queue, players will deal increased critical damage to UESC while UESC will be less aggressive and less accurate than in Trios. Ideally, this will provide a slight bump to survivability as a whole. (Notably, players solo queueing into Trios with Crew Fill off will still access Vault Breaker on its original launch difficulty.)

Thanks again for the feedback so far. We’ll share the full patch notes when 1.1.5.1 goes live, but keep letting us know what you're seeing out there!

[𝐇adalgo @H4D4LG0]

@Pijinnn_ Yup! I think it’s great for every faction besides Arachne

[𝐇adalgo @H4D4LG0]

@MoiDawg It’s like Elden Ring in that death is part of the game, it’s how you learn how ruthless Tau Ceti is. The shells themselves are seen as “expendable” commodities by the factions so your experience IMO plays directly to the lore of the game.

[𝐇adalgo @H4D4LG0]

I bet this goes hard if you’re retarded

[Brandon Walker College Football Show @BFWshow]

Jon Sumrall:

“I grew up thinking there were three leagues…

the AFC, the NFC and the SEC.”

[𝐇adalgo @H4D4LG0]

@butterflycrime1 @TooDiffizzle Same.

[TmanDohn @TBuilderCFB]

Hawai’i Tech KA’EO
(Guardians of Paradise)

KA’EO is a mythical guardian seabird that guards the islands.

Rivals:

Oregon - The Forge Series
Hawai’i - Battle for the Islands
Washington - The Pacific Crown
Washington State - The Black Water Cup

GT: dabeastsacker

#CFB #CFB27 #teambuilder #Hawaii #collegefootball

[𝐇adalgo @H4D4LG0]

The year is 2035 and Sleeper Bank sends you a 2FA by asking for the name of your 5th round pick in your OG startup draft.

[The B.O.A.T. Commish ⛵️ @BOATcommishFF]

🚨 SleeperSafe is here 🚨

League dues and payouts are now built directly into Sleeper.

This is an elite addition to an already GOATed fantasy app.

I’m excited to see how it works, and hopefully it fixes some of the commissioner headaches we’ve all dealt with. 🧵👇🏻

[𝐇adalgo @H4D4LG0]

As a horror fan, my lobster is too buttery and my steak is too tender

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First poster for ‘BUDDY’, a new horror movie starring Cristin Milioti, Topher Grace and Michael Shannon.

The film follows a girl and her friends who must escape a demented kids TV show.

Read our review: https://t.co/PH0vqXJTJj

[𝐇adalgo @H4D4LG0]

@pranyac__ Yes!

[pranyac CMMS OPEN SOON @pranyac__]

Ooohhhh marathon roguelike, worlds best gunplay on the coolest looking shooter map in human history, I am sat I am seated I am so so ready

[NFL Fashion Advice @fashion_nfl]

Ravens-Bengals. Week 17. NYE.

MANIFESTING.

[𝐇adalgo @H4D4LG0]

@mischiefanimals What if his spine wasn’t short, he still has the legs of a hyena

[𝐇adalgo @H4D4LG0]

This is how cryptids happen

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

I drew a police sketch of Jimothy in case the cops need it

[𝐇adalgo @H4D4LG0]

@KinnyGames On my varsity dynasty I get piss missles even if I miss time the power meter in the red

[𝐇adalgo @H4D4LG0]

@Call_Me_Jaden1 I can’t access AH in cut, my HC in dynasty isn’t even a coach he is a random player in all gray. This rollout is atrocious.

Customer service nowhere to boot

[𝐇adalgo @H4D4LG0]

@RonStewart_ my dynasty HC is currently a random player, Helmet on and all. He looks ready to suit up anytime they pan to him which is funny but fuck this game is hot dogshit

[max plays cfb @maxplayscfb]

i am so confused right now. as of 1:30pm EST today, i can say:

* EA reduced the number of forgotten four stars from a TON to under 5ish

* EA reduced total 4-stars from ~400 to ~300
* EA reduced total 3-stars from ~1400 to ~900
* EA increased total 2-stars from ~1200 to ~1800

but then also:

* i see no evidence that today's players are progressing more year over year?
* i see no evidence that new recruits have better dev traits?
* i see no evidence that 'today's recruits' are stronger than the 'recruits from before the patch'

So that means that:
* yes, players are no longer going unsigned

but
* are we sure more 4-stars and 3-stars are getting signed? or are we just generating less players?

very confused, especially given that we were supposed to see 'Adjusted offseason player progression to increase across the board' - where is that?