Hans Able Schenck

Motorcycle-obsessed creative director with a coffee addiction and terrific hair.

[Hans Able Schenck @H4N5]

There’s only 2 reasons I’m still on this cesspool platform: 1, @nihilist_arbys 2, some asshole DJ who goes by “H4N5” demanded I relinquish this handle and give it to him.

[Hans Able Schenck @H4N5]

@mayoroflasvegas, watching your CNN interview right now. I'm sure I don't have to tell you it's a TOTAL disaster. If you open LV back up too soon, you'll have another disaster. Get a grip on reality. You've got no idea what you're doing.

[Hans Able Schenck @H4N5]

@dereklwalker Bello is great! Cheers man.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

If you don’t have a valentine’s day date tonight, don’t worry. It just means no one loves you and you don’t deserve happiness.

Eat Arby’s.

[Hans Able Schenck @H4N5]

I’d like every motorcycle, please.

[Hans Able Schenck @H4N5]

Matte Olympic White.

[Hans Able Schenck @H4N5]

@CNN @cnnbrk Chill with the notifications. Seems like your button pusher should be fired...

[Hans Able Schenck @H4N5]

You never appreciate those red eye business travelers until you’re surrounded by thousands of amateur holiday travelers. #fml 😦

[Hans Able Schenck @H4N5]

🎼 V1NC3NT COM3 ON DOWN!🎵

[Hans Able Schenck @H4N5]

Hey echo chamber I’m not even going to start about how our country was just officially sold to the rich or how the rest of the world has gone to shit. Instead, I’m going to complain about the jerk I’m sitting next to who thought wearing a fuck ton of cologne on a flight was ok.

[Hans Able Schenck @H4N5]

@PATHTrain is really giving @MTA a run for thier money in the battle of who can fuck up my morning most.🖕

[Hans Able Schenck @H4N5]

I got my head checked. By a jumbo jet. It wasn't easy, but nothing is...no.

[Hans Able Schenck @H4N5]

Absolute reverence for the thoughtful insight and unwavering leadership @nihilist_arbys provides. We are certainly all better people for it. https://t.co/1GWhOACEc6

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Papa john is a pathetic dipshit who'll die terrified and alone. This has nothing to do with politics. We're all fucked.

Enjoy arbys

[Hans Able Schenck @H4N5]

I'm as interested in the solar eclipse as I was the Kosciuszko bridge demolition, but you do you.

[Hans Able Schenck @H4N5]

Hey @HBO, call me old fashioned, but I feel like if I pay for @hbonow it should work without constant buffering right? #GOT

[Hans Able Schenck @H4N5]

Your dogma keeps shitting all over the sidewalk and I've had just about enough of it.

[Hans Able Schenck @H4N5]

@kathygriffin spinelessly walks back political statement to avoid hurting career only to get dumped anyway. Now nobody likes u. #Flist #fail

[Hans Able Schenck @H4N5]

I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure you can't settle a #treason charge out of court.

[Hans Able Schenck @H4N5]

Remember when those idiots thought "death panels" were a thing? Oh man are they in for a treat.

[Hans Able Schenck @H4N5]

@MTA Do you truly "apologize for any inconvenience"? Are you truly sorry?