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You can’t roller skate in a buffalo heard

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@ScottSChristie @ToonAwayTickets @NSpares I’ll take the adult

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10 years from now it will be not be the size of your range rover nor the karat of your rolex that gives you status.........but instead the quality of your air con system.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

This clip from 1994 is soul-destroyingly accurate.

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@MsiDouglas Have real concerns about the games in WB’s run in compared to ours and Fulhams. Big Sams never been relegated and can’t imagine he wants to lose that claim....

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

🐐

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Open the barbers!

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

💪🇨🇭

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All these April fools company pranks would probably be way funnier if we didn’t do them all on the same day.....

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@CorbinBlumberg @ChipotleTweets Guac is extra

[Mark Jones @mistermarkjones]

@AlexSacro1 @TreeHouseReal He's got a badge on.

[Kevin Blake @kevinblake2011]

My phone is melting, so I just want to say a huge thanks to all that have got in touch. It’s a massive to buzz to hear from so many people that did the treble. I’m doing this long enough to know how very rare days like this are, so please forgive the trumpet! 🙂 @itvracing

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@TheBadManTips

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@nacimdilmi @CaroSearcc @DGRTBS 🐎 Go Go Euro

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@nufcsanjay Krafth is a championship player at best

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@fun88eng @NUFC Joe willock

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I’ve said it before and i’ll say it again. At least in the championship we always win 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Jonathan Higgs @JonathanJHiggs]

Any technology civilians have, the military has had for at least 5 years

[Sion 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @SionBen86]

Re: Matt Hancock court ruling as of 430pm;

Guardian - main headline
Independent - sub heading
BBC - half there
Daily Mail - nothing
Sky News - nothing
Telegraph - nothing
Express - nothing
Mirror - nothing
S*n - nothing

Lesson being control the media = control the people

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@nufcsanjay Only way Joelinton seems to score is by the ball bouncing in off part of him

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@Percycola This really made me lol