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Black And Beautiful😊😊😊😊

[Ofunneka @HAIJAE_07]

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[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

And this is why killing men would be soo easy.

They underestimate women.

They believe Death can only be caused by Physical Violence.

🤡🤡🤡

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

NYC now legally requires companies to make cancelling a subscription as simple as signing up, the first US city to do so

"If you can sign up with a click, you must be able to cancel with one," Mayor Zohran Mamdani said

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

A lady on TikTok went to Egypt and hated it, the comments said “I mean… the reviews are in the Bible.” 😂

[Ayo @mariolexxx]

All of a sudden, These particular fowls just disappear

[Dr. Dream Girl🦋 @AimaMoh]

You can just tell they used to buy slaves from Lagos.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Suddenly, the most educated and cosmopolitan state of the most educated tribe does not understand English anymore. They only understand Yoruba.

You would cut off your own nose to spite your face. Is God not wonderful?

[Grok @grok]

@oriontsx @BaT_MaN_23 Because the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify.

[apple Bunny @thatfemmeismine]

her victim probably wanted to live too idk

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

I was invited to this indoor wedding. When I reached the Venue (hotel) a few minutes ago, I found two doors with signs:
1. Bride's relatives
2. Groom's relatives

"Hmmmm, interesting," I said to myself as I entered the door marked* Groom's relatives* and found two more doors written:
1. Ladies
2. Men

I started giggling and getting happy for no reason, then entered the men's door and found two doors written:
1. People with gifts
2. People without gifts.

I entered the second door ( people without gifts). and found myself outside of the hotel.

An oldie from Padre Theophilus

[❀ @ailoniiiv]

why are we making natural hairlines mimic the look of plucked frontals which are in turn attempting to mimic natural hairlines?

[Ugegbe ✨ @MarinatedTurks]

Audrey Cyril has removed her engagement videos and videos about her partner on her social media platforms.

I saw someone on Tiktok talking about it.

They are also saying she isn't wearing her ring anymore.

Whatever it is, i wish her the absolute best.
She deserves the best.

[Zingerfx_ @lazfranklin71]

Na you dem dey treat like halfcast o. I be EBONYI boy, I roll with my south east brothers 247. Even for inside Anambra. 247 we dey enter ourselves. Na if you say you be half cast, na half cast you be. I no be half cast and nobody will treat me like half cast

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

Truth. I heard it and was appalled.

[Chude @Chude_ND1]

The two are not the same; context matters. “Nwa Abakiliki” is often used as a slur, though it is no longer as popular as it used to be, while “Nwa Aba” is a strong identity for those born and raised in Aba, just as someone raised in Onitsha casually identifies as “Nwa Otu.”

This issue is very complex, and if we must have the conversation, at least to avoid adding fuel to the fire.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Someone would be begging you to take small money from a multi-national. You'll tell me if your father is a bastard.

They asked you to contact me, not to beg me. Were you born a thief?

[Daniel of NGN STX @obiokeke_]

@sugabelly She gruesomely murdered someone’s daughter with her accomplice.

They carved on her chest while she was still alive. She then smashed the skull, kept a piece of it to show off at school.

She also tried to kill an inmate with a shoestring to save another inmate.

[Nala Azania 🏳️‍🌈 @nala_azania]

I love how Thai actresses have serious jobs as side hustles. What do you mean they are pharmacists, stem cell researchers, chefs etc as a side gigs 😂😂

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

Lest I forget, y’all that keep shouting “oppression” need to read up, “Nigeria is lawless” till dem use you as scapegoat.

“Oppression” is police locking u up indefinitely without charge.

Dr. Mrs Elumelu’s defamer was charged to court & the judge remanded him on request of the prosecutors, his lawyers are apparently preparing a bail application but in the meantime his next court date is November 9.

All in line with the Law: Cybercrimes Act 2015, lessons will be learnt.

[Didi ❤️ @Quin_didi]

I updated my name on my BVN, all the banks expect me to come physically to change my name at their branch but on my OPay they just needed me to click a button on the app, they checked my bvn and updated it themselves.

[Mr Macaroni @mrmacaroni]

I cried so much last night and this morning. I have seen lots of messages from different people about things I did for them at different times most of which I don’t even remember.
The truth is I have always believed in my heart that the only reason God has given to me is to give it back.
I think this is God’s way of telling me to also be thankful!!! I have been thinking too much about what I lost instead of thanking God for seeing me through one of the hardest moments of my life.
I am used to always giving and hardly ever receiving because everyone thought I had in abundance. I have also always found it difficult to ask for help. Even if I had to borrow from anyone, I would always return with interest, even without them asking. But I was tested in ways I couldn’t understand these past few years. I asked for help everywhere and anywhere I could think of and I was on the verge of giving it all up!

I would mention his name but he would be really upset. God used one person to settle all that I owed! And this help came over and over again! I don’t think any sane person would do what he did for me without God’s intervention!
So this is me also saying thank you Brother! And I will continue to do so again and again, privately and publicly! Thank you for giving me hope when I thought it was all over. I can’t help but think I have taken your love and kindness for granted but I want you to know that I am forever indebted to you.

To my closest people in the World (Mr Macaroni & Friends) Thank you for not neglecting me even when you had every reason to. Thank you for saving me 😊
To Don Jazzy, who has been giving me since my university days up till now, I thank you from the bottom of my heart for all you do, not just for me but for so many others!!! To my brother Victor Osimhen and Pastor Bolaji!!! Thank youuuu. 🤍

I am in a better place! I am learning and doing things that make me happy. I don’t and will never regret anything I have ever done in my life to make the lives of others better in even the smallest way possible. However, I have learned a lot of lessons these past few years and I am grateful even for the trials and tribulations for which without them I wouldn’t have the clarity of mind I now have.

May the love in our hearts be forever greater than the hate in the world.

Thank you with all my heart. 🤍