HarKat

Life is a beach, I'm just playing in the sand.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

One out of every ten men are psychopaths.

[HarKat @HARdlyKATchable]

@LaurenEivins 😂😂😂

[HarKat @HARdlyKATchable]

To the piece of fucking shit that stole the 30 out of my car: I hope you die. I hope that beer gives you the shits. But most of all WWJD?

[HarKat @HARdlyKATchable]

@kileyMjennings 58 likes you're Twitter famous

[HarKat @HARdlyKATchable]

Omfg 😂😂😂 https://t.co/xGXtgiHSzC

[Wade @TheWadest]

When you get stranded on Earth without your photon weapons so you just have to come up with a job & survive

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

In 1988, Nicholas was invited to be a guest on a program called “That’s Life!” and had no idea many of the kids he saved would be there.

[HarKat @HARdlyKATchable]

@danyellsloudly

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@VernonicaKelly DYING

[HarKat @HARdlyKATchable]

@WorkaholicBlake @vine @TiapaTard 😂🍻

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@CourttKardashh birth control. 🍻😂 jk

[HarKat @HARdlyKATchable]

Y'all wildin lmao

[HarKat @HARdlyKATchable]

@TraceGraham1 you drunk yet?

[HarKat @HARdlyKATchable]

7 beers+the ending of Titanic=uncontrollable sobbing.

[HarKat @HARdlyKATchable]

@ThatOne_KidKal seriously me everyday going to work.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(917): Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the Tiffany's bridal department. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(315): I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.

[HarKat @HARdlyKATchable]

Today's my Saturday. You bet I'm day drinking and watching Zootopia. #balance #adulting

[HarKat @HARdlyKATchable]

@give_meSAMmore @gossipgriII have you tried it yet?!

[Paige Emery @ramPAIGE91]

I'm sorry. But if you're not sorting through wedding photos and looking through your album with a unicorn onsie on you just aren't living.