PRESTON

After all, I'm an asshole.

[PRESTON @HAiLPRESTON666]

I came here to chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum.

[PRESTON @HAiLPRESTON666]

I heard the only reason @taylorswift13 got engaged was because she was jealous that @charli_xcx got married.

#TheLifeOfAShowgirl #brat

[Pepsi @pepsi]

Hit repost if Crystal Pepsi lives in your head rent-free

[Anna Bahr @anna_bahr]

pretty, pretty good

[PRESTON @HAiLPRESTON666]

@ShftngPrspctivs No, I do remember! I would def be interested.

[PRESTON @HAiLPRESTON666]

Anyone know where I can find anything by the band Fall River Overdrive?!

[WAP Goblin @MarxianAngel]

The last thing that Brian Thompson, CEO of UnitedHealthcare saw

[Mountain Dew® @MountainDew]

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[Beau DeMayo @BeauDemayo]

#XMen97

[PRESTON @HAiLPRESTON666]

Nick Sadler is still so adamant that he isn’t a violent narcissist that he is willing to be violent in public spaces to convince people he is not violent.

[☆ Ri @RiAnimator]

Nick Sadler of daughters has been outed for emotional and psychological abuse of his former partner

[PRESTON @HAiLPRESTON666]

@Drake This is embarrassing.

[PRESTON @HAiLPRESTON666]

@FuzionDroid @Palworld_EN People still pay $8 to have their tweet at the top of the replies?

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

My favorite Christmas song on my favorite Christmas album. Enjoy! #DarleneLoveROCKS https://t.co/Eih9QxFDnY

[PRESTON @HAiLPRESTON666]

@__goobs I had a guy call me at work earlier this summer and ask me to sing the Water Country theme to him, so you’ve got at least one patron already.

[PRESTON @HAiLPRESTON666]

Anyone know if @OceanGateExped sprung for the pro coverage when they picked that @Logitech controller up from @GameStop?

I’d hate for the #Titan expedition to be a total loss.

[Tim Stamper @InTimsWorld]

25 years and still working 🕹️

#intimsworld #conker #twelvetales #n64

[PRESTON @HAiLPRESTON666]

People on dating apps will say they want a “partner in crime,” then scan everything properly in the self-checkout line.

[PRESTON @HAiLPRESTON666]

I am willing to risk a war with #U2 if it means @POTUS @JoeBiden shoots down a few more #balloons.

#SuperBowl #SuperBowlAds

[U2 @U2]

Announcing U2:UV Achtung Baby Live at The Sphere. Watch the extended trailer and register for ticket information and Verified Fan access at https://t.co/GvWdke7mOZ. #U2SPHERE

[Spirit Ghost @SpiritGhostBand]

March 3rd "Melting Right Before Your Eyes" the new full length album from Spirit Ghost

[PRESTON @HAiLPRESTON666]

I feel like “@GOPLeader @KevinOMcCarthy not becoming Speaker of the House” is this generation’s “big boat in the Suez Canal.”

[The Benji's @TheBenjis401]

THIS FRIDAY DECEMBER 2nd @TheBenjis401 open for @colleengreen420 & @KiSSiNGKONTEST at Union Station Brewery in Providence- FREE & ALL AGES- 9pm… did we mention it’s FREE?!!!

[PRESTON @HAiLPRESTON666]

Who can get me in touch with @RoweYourBoatz, @SethRogen, or @EvanDGoldberg?
I would like to speak with them regarding the soundtrack to the @TMNTmovie that @PointGrey is making with @ParamountPics / @NickAnimation.

#TMNTmovie #MutantMayhem #TMNT