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lil’ worm in the big city

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eating a blt that has only 1 piece of lettuce …. hashtag and yet she persisted

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@jesseroni right as always!!!

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@jesseroni @mlstrat can’t tell you how many times i’ve been tricked by targeted ads >:(

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real feelings i do like my job but it should be illegal to have 297 emails to go thru when i get back from pto??? i’m GRUMPY ABOUT THIS

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BEEN A YEAR EXACTLY AND IM STILL WAITING FOLKS

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if i am not piecemeal gifted the full set by the time i’m 50 i will consider my life as WASTED and that will be on all of you

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@bp_hamm why did they write a muffin top haiku omg

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@kvpl024 ty ty it’s nice to see real recognize real!!

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new selfie!!!!

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single mom who works two jobs (i can’t cancel my hulu subscription because my mom and aunt both use it)

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@bp_hamm he said make it yourself queen

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@bp_hamm total symbiosis 😌

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engaging in a holy war spreading across the universe (hunting the fly harassing me at work)

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finally hemmed one (1) curtain!! at this pace, production will be complete in 2027 🤗🤗 hello sharks, my company is rapidly gro

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@jesseroni GRAPENUT HIVE RISE UP

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@bp_hamm obviously i am the third floor rat covertly listening to the second floor rats for gossip

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@fkatims @bp_hamm exactly they are just not doing it like this anymore!

[clare @sadderlizards]

happy valentine’s day i got you the moon. yeah like the whole thing