Harry Bolland

these are my tweets

[Harry Bolland @HB_112]

@PezKed @ExRedTracker Satire, Perry - it’s satire. Hope this helps.

[Harry Bolland @HB_112]

For every goal that went in, it felt like my penis was being slammed in to a chest of drawers.
It never hurt any less, only more. Fairest of fucks to #AVFC.

Losing sucks, sure. What’s done is done but now there’s something arguably bigger to achieve with PL safety.

#NFFC

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[Nottingham Forest @NFFC]

Full-time.

[Harry Bolland @HB_112]

What on earth is going on here??

[Nottingham Forest @NFFC]

IGOR AGAIN!!!!

[Harry Bolland @HB_112]

I want Dan Ndoye hooking at half-time and launching in to the stratosphere. An absolutely HONKING 45 minutes of football. #NFFC

[Harry Bolland @HB_112]

@thomas_fel10875 @ProjectGokuu Absolutely agree. People will just lap this information up and treat it as gospel. Some of these “experts” are just professional grifters and it’s absolutely INFURIATING.

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@AndyRobi Andy, I’m literally pro-staying in the premier league. I honestly couldn’t give a toss about the Europa league, I’m just asking a question to satisfy my own curiosity. Have a day off.

[Harry Bolland @HB_112]

So, now I feel as though a relevant question needs to be asked.

Would you take winning the Europa League but suffering relegation? Or, stay in the Premier League but exit the Europa League?

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#NFFC

[Harry Bolland @HB_112]

@AndyRobi Just one mans opinion. I think you’d be surprised on the split.

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@wt_analysis Genuinely has looked a different player after switching to the right side. I’ve never seen a player have a split personality on either wing! Here’s to more of the same, hopefully.

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@CallumCastel7 Watching us last season and the promotion season were some of my favourite times as a fan. The feeling of going in to games and not feeling that gut-wrenching dread. It was absolutely fantastic. I got to watch my team live, in the premier league. Not bad for a big tree, ey.

[Harry Bolland @HB_112]

Seven point gap at one stage. Now, one point in the red.

West Ham have absolutely found something.

Still games to play, but said games are running out. I’ll have some faith until the mathematics tells me not to.

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#NFFC

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God, I hate to be so pessimistic, but you just knew that something catastrophic was only around the corner given how wasteful they’ve been.

#NFFC

[Nottingham Forest @NFFC]

Goal for Midtjylland.

[Harry Bolland @HB_112]

@LawVSX We’re absolutely going to get a “Red Arrows” junior team, playing little brother to the “Silver Arrows” 🏎️

[Harry Bolland @HB_112]

@Alex_Gillon You’re always welcome to give it a go I guess? Let off for a minute. We’ve not even had the first race of the season, let them iron out some kinks. It’s everybody’s first day at school.

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@AlpineArg_ Anything to protect the paid driver, right?

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@TieflingMorgana @MAGA_elodie “This video makes no sense” because, my friend, it’s entirely scripted.

[Harry Bolland @HB_112]

I cannot tell you how excited I am for 3pm kick-offs, walks along the Trent, 8 cups of Bovril, no VAR and crushing 1-0 defeats to Charlton Athletic.

I’m choosing to adapt this mindset in the hope that inevitable relegation won’t hurt me as much.

#NFFC

[Nottingham Forest @NFFC]

Thank you for your support in Brighton this afternoon.

[Harry Bolland @HB_112]

One of my tweets aged well, clearly!

#IndyCar

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Since when did Dennis Hauger sign up for @INDYNXT? Dude is a cheat code. He’s going to absolutely walk the field 😭

[Harry Bolland @HB_112]

@nottmtails Baring the (very soft) penalty I thought Cunha showed enough. Yates and Morato didn’t pull up any trees. Dominguez had a decent game. MASSIVELY unconvinced by McAtee and Lucca needs LAUNCHING in to the stratosphere.

[Harry Bolland @HB_112]

If it hasn’t happened, it’s going to happen, isn’t it?

Come back to this tweet in about 45 minutes.

#NFFC

[Nottingham Forest @NFFC]

Aktürkoglu scores.