Human '86

Reasonable human. Marketer. Content lover. Mediocre musician. Professional tea drinker. Views are my own. Dogs are the best people.

[Human '86 @HBonnick]

Absolute bag of 💩 @DHLGlobal @dhlexpressuk lying about property not being open to deliver to when it’s literally a venue open until 11pm!

[Human '86 @HBonnick]

@dhlexpressuk awful service

[Human '86 @HBonnick]

TikTok’s back Everyone… back we go

[Human '86 @HBonnick]

TikTok is down … probs the only reason to run to twitter 👀

[Katie @katiemufc12]

In the 25 years that I’ve sat in the Stretford End, I’ve never experienced anything like this.

“Is that Patrick Dorgu, or is it Mainoo, they all look the same” I heard behind me.

Next, I hear “Dalot you spastic”

I gave him a look of disgust….

“Ginger” he shouts.

“Only joking, he wants to fuck you” he shouts (how lucky am I 😂”

I tell him to fuck off.

He pulls my friends hat off, calls her a midget, “get back in the kitchen” and “sit in the south stand if you don’t want banter”, (she is crying at this point).

I have been coming to United for 25 years, I’ve never experienced anything like these coked up, misogynistic, racist, pathetic boys.

Happy to share the video 👍🏽

[Human '86 @HBonnick]

@BrightHR_ os popbybrighthr down?

[Human '86 @HBonnick]

Ah yes Dean the well known frontman of @mcflymusic
@itsDannyJones @DougiePoynter @TomFletcher @mcflyharry

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Rest in peace, Sven. ❤️

[Human '86 @HBonnick]

Wow. #IAmCelineDion is so painful to watch. What a woman. What a legacy. ❤️❤️❤️ @celinedion

[Human '86 @HBonnick]

@Meta how do I get help for Facebook? I can’t login and you say you’re sending a code to my phone but alas, I’m still waiting and fear it will never come. Also lol at having to use twitter to reach you 👀

[Human '86 @HBonnick]

Join me this Mother’s Day in supporting the families torn apart by the ongoing atrocities in Palestine. #MotheringSunday https://t.co/RTGlaoXCsF!

[Human '86 @HBonnick]

@ManCityCouncil So they do work for you? He’s got an ID and jacket with Manchester City Council.

[Human '86 @HBonnick]

Hello @ManCityCouncil are you employing this man? Because he’s the second one who’s approached me showing a “council ID’ and tried to fine me for dropping a cig. 🤡 I don’t smoke cigs #manchester

[Human '86 @HBonnick]

@ManCityCouncil Do you have a contact email to report scammers operating under your organisation’s brand?

[Human '86 @HBonnick]

@hansmollman Wow

[Human '86 @HBonnick]

@thetrainline your app isn’t letting me use my tickets today. Can you please help?

[All On The Board @allontheboard]

Rest in peace Matthew Perry.
We are devastated by the news of your passing.
Could we be any more heartbroken?
No.
You will be forever loved, always missed and never forgotten. Sending love to you, your family, your friends and your fans.

#MatthewPerry #RIPMatthewPerry

[Human '86 @HBonnick]

If anyone is considering moving from @EE to @O2 just don’t. 50% cheaper but 75% less signal. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Human '86 @HBonnick]

Hi @Morrisons your in store mark up isn’t clear at all that this is for More Card holders and not just a discount. Misleading for customers who are trying to save money without your membership data scheme don’t you think?