Achilles

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[Jb @simplyjb22]

JPMorgan

[Acyn @Acyn]

El-Sayed: I thought you were for the everyday man. If you're for billionaires, you and I disagree.

Watters: I just think I have the right to the fruits of my own labor

El-Sayed: Billionaires don't make their money off of their labor. They make their money off their money

[Nick Farabaugh @FarabaughFB]

In his first press conference since his injury, Jalen Ramsey makes it known he wants the team to pay Joey Porter Jr.

“We need the whole secondary. They need to pay Joey Porter Jr.”

[Nick Farabaugh @FarabaughFB]

Jalen Ramsey is back

[Jared Kane @BaddestBearJew]

This is why Jalen Ramsey has the reputation he does.

A leader doing what leaders are supposed to do.

[⛷️ @ThomasWrrld]

they editing Tua like he committed mass murder 😭

[🪂🔻🇵🇸 @u_kno_2069]

It’s weird knowing that in maybe fall maybe winter, the US is going to see an economic collapse the likes of which we have not seen in history. It feels like I’m being hyperbolic but the numbers don’t lie, and it’s going to get ugly….and yet, life goes on here as normal.

[ParaPower Mapping @KlonnyPin_Gosch]

There are signs everywhere for those with the eyes to see

[Ike @ValerieUTD]

The Ronaldo Rulebook: Heads He Loses, Tails He Loses

Football doesn’t hate Ronaldo. It hates consistency.

Because with Ronaldo, the rules change every 5 minutes.

The "Mentality" Rule
Team wins 2-0, Ronaldo doesn’t score _"Selfish. Bad attitude. Only cares about himself."
Barça wins 5-0, Yamal cries for not scoring "Mentality monster. Elite winner. That’s the standard."
So wanting goals is toxic when it’s CR7, but leadership when it’s anyone else?

The "Body" Rule
2003: _"Too skinny. Won’t survive the PL.
He hits the gym, eats clean, becomes a Greek statue.
2025: "Why is he always flexing? Thinks he’s a model."
Bro was told to get bigger. He did. Now he’s punished for listening.

3. The "Evolution" Rule
Ronaldo starts as a skillful winger. Dribbles, assists, showtime.
Team needs goals he drops the tricks, becomes a machine. 800+ goals.

Response: _"He’s not even technical. Just a poacher. Just penalties."
Messi adds goals to his game _"GOAT evolution."
Ronaldo does it "He sold out."
You can’t ask a player to adapt for the team and then erase his old game to discredit him.

The "Penalty" Rule
Ronaldo masters penalties _"Tap-in merchant. Stat-padding.
Messi wins World Cup with 6 penalties → "Carried Argentina. Clutch gene.
Messi then misses 3 pens in a row ..let’s not talk about that."

A goal is a goal until the wrong person scores it.

This was never about football.
It’s about a kid from Madeira who was told he wasn’t good enough, got good enough, then got too good.
And now people are rewriting history to cope.

You told him to get stronger. He did.
You told him to score more. He did.
You told him to win. He did.
Now you’re mad he did everything you asked.

You can’t eat your cake and have it.
Pick a lane.

[MR. OBVIOUS @ObviousRises]

Bro I cannot take this religion seriously.

The first recorded instance of the Shabbos Gamer.

Jews unironically get goyim to do things for them so they can cheat the rules of Sabbath, these goyim are called "Shabbos goy"

I bet you think I'm making this up but google it.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

What a statement

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Canada to permanently replace the US with the EU:

"This fall we will begin intense discussions with the European Union, the world's second-largest economy, to build a much stronger and deeper economic and security partnership"

"We are trusted, we are reliable" #cdnpoli

[Daily Turkic @DailyTurkic]

Sacha Baron Cohen invented a completely false Kazakhstan of dog-shooting festivals, horse-urine wine, buying wives with insecticide, and a hometown full of rapists and prostitutes and MORE.

The “Kazakh village” scenes were filmed in a real Romanian village after the residents were told it was a documentary about POVERTY. They were paid a few dollars a day. When they saw the finished film they sued for $30 million over the deception and humiliation.

Kazakhstan’s government shut down his website, blocked distribution, and spent millions on campaigns just to fight an image that had nothing to do with reality.

Sony is now financing his return.

[📿🙏🏿📿 奈落 🔥👹🔥 @Lowkey_Bored]

People are starting to notice the unsaid reality.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Remember, Trump and Vance always speak more viciously to Canada and Denmark and the UK than they do North Korea or Russia or China.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Ontario Premier Doug Ford on Trump: "I have a real estate on my ass, so he has a lot of room to kiss my ass"

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

BREAKING: Canada threatens to cut off all electricity and critical minerals to the US, including high-grade nickel and uranium, if the Canada-US trade war worsens, per AP.

Ontario Premier Doug Ford says "I'll cut them off… You won’t get a grain of sand out of Ontario," adding "What would they do without the high-grade nickel?"

Ontario Premier Doug Ford says "everything is on the table" including power to 1.5 million American homes and high-grade nickel/uranium, after Trump announced new 50% tariffs on Canadian autos, parts and steel starting next year and 50% tariffs on $20 billion worth of Canadian goods Saturday.

[Warren @swd2]

People keep asking why Trump suddenly got so hostile toward Canada this year.

It’s not just the usual trade talk. Look at the Gordie Howe Bridge.

Canada spent billions building a brand new public bridge between Detroit and Windsor. It was basically ready to open. The problem? It sits right next to the Ambassador Bridge, which is privately owned by the Moroun family and has been a monopoly cash machine for decades.

Matthew Moroun (the guy who runs it) writes a $1 million check to a Trump super PAC in January. A few weeks later he gets a meeting with Commerce Secretary Lutnick. Hours after that meeting, Trump posts that he’s blocking the new bridge from opening until Canada “compensates” the U.S. and gives us half ownership.

That’s the moment the temperature with Canada went from tense to open trade war talk.

The Morouns spent 15 years and tens of millions trying to kill this bridge. They finally got the White House to do the heavy lifting for them. Suddenly “Canada is taking advantage of us” became the daily message.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Ontario Premier Doug Ford: "The red states we're gonna hit hard ... you think an insult from him [Trump] hurts me? Bring it on, buddy. You're a loser."