Hayden Matz

I'm not superstitious... but I am a little stitious.

[Hayden Matz @HBradleyMatz]

In line for @tylerthecreator and everyone is dressed like the intro to a 90's @Nickelodeon cartoon. Doug's-ass lookin ass. #doug #skeeter

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@TonyTrimm please send me a list of the movies you took these clips from. Gotta catch up on some cinema #kungfu #hannibalmontanable

[Hayden Matz @HBradleyMatz]

@davestonecomedy made Dave's Dumb Biscuits for Thanksgiving this year. Big hit, yuge. Ended up having to use a zester due to lack of cheese grater. Big pain in the ass but worth it! Thanks to you and @kylekinane for @BoogieMnstrPod

[Hayden Matz @HBradleyMatz]

@RusevBUL gonna be in Nashville this weekend to hopefully avoid #HurricaineIrma. Any suggestions on where to check out? #cheapbeerpreferred

[Hayden Matz @HBradleyMatz]

@KassiusOhno great match tonight! Let me know where I can buy you a beer #NXTTakeOverOrlando #OhNo

[Hayden Matz @HBradleyMatz]

@BQQuinn any chance you and/or @SalVulcano will be at #Wrestlemania next week? If so, I have between 1 and several beers waiting for you

[Hayden Matz @HBradleyMatz]

@midnight Charles Bukkak-ski #hornyauthors

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@midnight Jean-Paul Sartre-of Into Butt Play #hornyauthors

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@Cirque was absolutely insane tonight. The anti @DashWilderWWE @ScottDawsonWWE. #allflips #somefistswouldnthurt

[Hayden Matz @HBradleyMatz]

@RonFunches 6'0 225?! you could make him into anyone and he's currently black Edge. #drop20rockthecruiserweights

[Hayden Matz @HBradleyMatz]

@ dominos Ohhhh that makes way more sense. It's because it's 3 years old! Aged like fine milk. #artisanal

[Hayden Matz @HBradleyMatz]

SO to @dominos for revolutionizing the deep dish game. WHO KNEW deep dish was supposed to be lukewarm and taste like butt. #GameChanger

[Hayden Matz @HBradleyMatz]

So far this is the best day ever #fullblownhayds

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Apparently when at a seafood boil, it is not appropriate to call a bunch of ladies in a hot kitchen a "clam bake". Duly noted. #eatingalone

[Hayden Matz @HBradleyMatz]

@PJAnderson6321 #blessed

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@billburr Always professional wrestling! They even let ol' Ric Flair booze around the ring still. #natureboy

[Hayden Matz @HBradleyMatz]

@mpz34 "yes, I'd love a search of my Grateful Dead tote bag!"

[Hayden Matz @HBradleyMatz]

I guess I can finally put those #tomspiracy theories to rest. #NXTWinterHaven #knewitwasnttrue #bestnightever

[Hayden Matz @HBradleyMatz]

@lucasbros got one more spot in a Wreddit fantasy football league, you in? #playasateam #squaredcircle

[Hayden Matz @HBradleyMatz]

Love me some noodles! @noodlescompany #oshkoshnoodles #noodlesgrandopening #freenoodlesplease #sendnoods