Richard “No Rubber” Johnson

La Crosse 92’ | 2x clap survivor |

[Richard “No Rubber” Johnson @HBrain69420]

Bartender at my local establishments born in Soviet Russia, I bet she fucks like a minx baby yeaaaaaaaa

[Richard “No Rubber” Johnson @HBrain69420]

Been blasting Metallica windows down when driving through the colored parts of town, not sure what those minorities listen to nor do I care

[Richard “No Rubber” Johnson @HBrain69420]

Really fuckin blows to feel like a minority everywhere I go in my own country

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Ripping only FM radio on this 3 hour little road trip like the good lord intended #expand

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Overslept work by 3 hour but both my boss and his boss are out, things are looking nice for Ole Rich today

[Richard “No Rubber” Johnson @HBrain69420]

A single 40 year old woman with no kids just tried to give me dating advice at work…..that’s worse than taking advice from a shine on how to behave in public

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Cmon blue that’s a strike!!

[Richard “No Rubber” Johnson @HBrain69420]

Didn’t smoke weed last night and woke up in sweat after a dream….fuck!

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Leaving the work happy hour after 3 IPAs and 2 pen rips, might be at the perfect driving level, the radio has never sounded so good

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Professor is a faggot

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Hang it in the louvre

[Richard “No Rubber” Johnson @HBrain69420]

@nickwoj98 @amazonmilkfrog It’s the Murzyn

[Richard “No Rubber” Johnson @HBrain69420]

What is the obsession with love island among women? How are they so entertained by this jew garbage!

[Richard “No Rubber” Johnson @HBrain69420]

Had to sit through my company talk about June teenth and pride month today so I left a floater in 2 different shitters

[Richard “No Rubber” Johnson @HBrain69420]

@ChestFlambe Might be the best poon of your life!

[Richard “No Rubber” Johnson @HBrain69420]

Pissed the bed last night after cubs/sox, multiple rounds of shrooms and some bag, but at least the wife wasn’t mad!

[Richard “No Rubber” Johnson @HBrain69420]

My office is filled with obese, child-less, middle aged women that speak like true NPCs! But what does that say about ole Rich working next to them?

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@TheBigVacuum97 Mike, blowing a guy is gayer than this.

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@bubbajohnson58 Fuckin guidos

[Richard “No Rubber” Johnson @HBrain69420]

27 hole Ryder-cup style tourney Saturday for my buddy’s bday. Do I nibble on mushrooms and then transition into key bumps to play better? Any one ever tried?