@jimmyfallon One day while visiting my dad, I noticed his ears tucked inside his baseball hat. When I asked why, he said he was “training his ears.” After a long pause, I suggested using duct tape instead. He replied, “Oh, good idea.” Just one of many classic "Hank stories". #MyFamilyIsWeird
Let me see if I have the story straight...
Following several acknowledgments and/or confirmations this week on the purportedly secure @Signalapp chat—an insecure 3rd-party app—involving various high-ranking government officials (including Vice President @jdvance, (1/6)
Jeffrey Goldberg is well-known for his sensationalist spin. Here are the facts about his latest story:
1. No “war plans” were discussed.
2. No classified material was sent to the thread.
3. The White House Counsel’s Office has provided guidance on a number of different platforms for President Trump’s top officials to communicate as safely and efficiently as possible.
As the National Security Council stated, the White House is looking into how Goldberg’s number was inadvertently added to the thread.
Thanks to the strong and decisive leadership of President Trump, and everyone in the group, the Houthi strikes were successful and effective. Terrorists were killed and that’s what matters most to President Trump.
The @WhiteHouse has now officially since reversed its initial position, with @PressSec Leavitt (aka White House Barbie) tweeting that the events did not transpire as initially reported and @JeffreyGoldberg had spun the story. (5/6)
https://t.co/MOXsGzOVq6
Apparently, the majority of the @GOP has yet to grow a spine since they have zero issue with @michaelgwaltz' recent actions or @realDonaldTrump's comments after @POTUS Trump made a nonchalant statement... (1/3)
...regarding his personally chosen @NSAGov advisor during an @NBCNews interview, " @MichaelGWaltz has learned a lesson, and he’s a good man."
If any employee of any company had "accidentally" invited a random customer... (2/3)
If Obama or Biden had picked a Joint Chiefs head of color who was so unqualified they required a special waiver for the job — like Trump just did for a white man — some of y’all would have lost your minds. Black excellence scares you. White mediocrity is your security blanket.
I'd like to propose that the worst 1% of NAZI lovers be placed in concentration camps to experience some of the horrors caused by their war against humanity.
I’d like to propose that the worst 1% of appointed judges, as determined by elected bodies, be fired every year.
This will weed out the most corrupt and least competent.
The first President of the United States in over 100 years to not put his hand on the Bible while taking the oath of office.
I think you've been duped, evangelicals!
Snoop Dogg then: Anyone who performs for Trump at his inauguration is a "jigaboo a$$ n****" and an "Uncle Tom."
Snoop Dogg now: *Performs at a Trump inaugural ball.*
Interesting shift.