HD Forever

I am not real

[j.a. @hoIysaintwest]

Never seen someone laugh dick first

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Jayson Tatum to start the season

[Irish Man 3000 @Frank_Connolly_]

Hearing ''Oh my God he's got a gun'' while holding a gun must feel amazing.

[Chuck Strangers @Chuck_Strangers]

Easiest way to say no to someone is to add playa after “nah playa” it’s like i denied you but at least i called you a playa

[dookie @babadoookie]

Car niggas will be talkin bout they car parts or whatever the fuck you can say you have no idea what the fuck they talkin bout them niggas will keep talkin bout it

[cher @mclIark]

black mold poisoning, excessive weed usage, and 3+ concussions have made me immune to mind readers

[Cal @ledgetrapper]

Playing a good set of smash bros with someone just around your skill level is like exploring each other's bodies I'm not gonna lie

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Mizkif got interrupted by workers installing his new TV 😭

“Do you guys mind if I work while you guys do your thing?”

[Bingus @elongatedscrote]

Mexicans don’t wear watches because they know it’s always Modelo time

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

You leave potatoes alone for a week & them mfs start growing teeth & box braids.

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

apple pay should cancel the transaction if i look sad during the face ID part

[WAD 🍷 @LouStandUP1]

I just watched Backrooms, that is 1 hour and 45 minutes of my life I will never get back. I don’t care what anyone says or tries to explain, that was one of the worst movies I’ve seen in my entire life. It’s one of those movies that we are told we should like, fuck you. That was a piece of crap.

[boochie 🌈🌧️ @gayniggadick]

why my dog walking bisexually

[100 @yh_me2]

I compulsively overshare but people still somehow don’t know anything about me

[Moro @BigMorito]

U go to a girl's house and her dog all in your face, I’m not that mf from yesterday move !

[َ @gffyoq]

"do you remember when..." no i've been abusing substances.

[Employee Tears @EmployeeTears]

If I died and went straight to hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore.

[c @qowieueurhfhdjk]

I’m not arguing with anyone anymore #youreright

[tex @texmeplease]

when my upstairs neighbor died he went to hell i saw him pass through my apartment

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

i'm glad we could come to a misunderstanding