𝑫𝑶𝑾𝑵 𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑾𝑺 ! (h)

[𝑫𝑶𝑾𝑵 𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑾𝑺 ! (h) @HELLSCLAW]

𝕭𝖗𝖆𝖛𝖊, 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖛𝖊, 𝖇𝖚𝖙 𝖎𝖙'𝖘 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖓𝖆𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙 !
𝕿𝖗𝖚𝖊 𝖘𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖘, 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖈𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉𝖓'𝖙 𝖇𝖊 𝖇𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙 !
. . . 𝕯𝖔𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖉, 𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖉, 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖈𝖆𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙 !

[𝑫𝑶𝑾𝑵 𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑾𝑺 ! (h) @HELLSCLAW]

* pours two cups of urine into a bottle of apple juice *

there's no piss in this apple juice .

[𝑫𝑶𝑾𝑵 𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑾𝑺 ! (h) @HELLSCLAW]

* sigh *

[𝖆 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘 ⛧ @thousandlovers]

candles up /your/ ass .

[𝑫𝑶𝑾𝑵 𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑾𝑺 ! (h) @HELLSCLAW]

candles up your ass .

[𝖆 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘 ⛧ @thousandlovers]

you know what I love ?

[𝑫𝑶𝑾𝑵 𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑾𝑺 ! (h) @HELLSCLAW]

now everybody remember: candles don't go inside you, unless it's a Saturday.

[𝑫𝑶𝑾𝑵 𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑾𝑺 ! (h) @HELLSCLAW]

what?

[𝑫𝑶𝑾𝑵 𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑾𝑺 ! (h) @HELLSCLAW]

what ? two minutes can be very long.

[𝑫𝑶𝑾𝑵 𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑾𝑺 ! (h) @HELLSCLAW]

I ... I can do more. like. two minutes.

[🤍𝙿𝙰𝚃𝙲𝙷𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙺🤍 @BabPatcho]

…

< Giggling >

One and a half minutes?

[𝑫𝑶𝑾𝑵 𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑾𝑺 ! (h) @HELLSCLAW]

... two.

[𝑫𝑶𝑾𝑵 𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑾𝑺 ! (h) @HELLSCLAW]

I'm glad you are. you're welcome.

[𝑫𝑶𝑾𝑵 𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑾𝑺 ! (h) @HELLSCLAW]

If there is one thing I have learnt in all my life, it is that love is never free. It makes a mockery of humanity the things men will do for those one and a half minutes of pleasure.

[𝑫𝑶𝑾𝑵 𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑾𝑺 ! (h) @HELLSCLAW]

what exactly is it that you wanna watch ?

[✦ GONE ✧ @LovrsDecay]

Boring...

[𝑫𝑶𝑾𝑵 𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑾𝑺 ! (h) @HELLSCLAW]

no .

[✦ GONE ✧ @LovrsDecay]

Can I watch? It sounds fun 😊

[𝑫𝑶𝑾𝑵 𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑾𝑺 ! (h) @HELLSCLAW]

and what exactly is it that they know ? and you know ?

[𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐌 . @fatherthorm]

they know .

[𝑫𝑶𝑾𝑵 𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑾𝑺 ! (h) @HELLSCLAW]

i was JUST walking down the streets and there was a damn bard singing about a " devil showing the true depths of hell from the bottom of his bed " and the way he emphasized the words depths and bottom . . . gonna flip someday .

[𝑫𝑶𝑾𝑵 𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑾𝑺 ! (h) @HELLSCLAW]

i am not shouting . and you better not forget who you're talking to . as long as you live under my roof - and are bound to me - you follow my rules .

[𝖆 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘 ⛧ @thousandlovers]

don't shout at me,, my sweet .

[𝑫𝑶𝑾𝑵 𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑾𝑺 ! (h) @HELLSCLAW]

whoever bends over my desk ( who isn't me ) and is a wizard who could possibly explode will be punished .

[𝑫𝑶𝑾𝑵 𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑾𝑺 ! (h) @HELLSCLAW]

DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK

[𝑫𝑶𝑾𝑵 𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑾𝑺 ! (h) @HELLSCLAW]

i - i am not making a mess VERY QUICKLY

[𝖆 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘 ⛧ @thousandlovers]

aren't you the one who is much more likely to make a mess very quickly ~

come here . let me kiss you .

[𝑫𝑶𝑾𝑵 𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑾𝑺 ! (h) @HELLSCLAW]

you have to clean up the mess you're making . it's an easy rule .

[𝖆 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘 ⛧ @thousandlovers]

I'm not your maid .

[𝑫𝑶𝑾𝑵 𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑾𝑺 ! (h) @HELLSCLAW]

if you want to clean every bit of it again . alright . do what you please .

[𝖆 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘 ⛧ @thousandlovers]

he's going to soil the entirety of Raphael's private bed with the sweat of their innocent little visitors if he doesn't return to take care of them himself .