#Barney: I love #Halloween. It’s the one night chicks use to unleash their inner hoebag. If a girl dresses up as she a witch, she’s a slutty witch. If she’s a cat, she’s a slutty cat. If she’s a nurse…
#Lily: Wow, we get it.
B: She’s a slutty nurse.
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"I'm happy for them..." (Ted)
"..Is all you let yourself say out loud, because if you said anything to the contrary, well, that would make you the most awful person on this rooftop..." - (Lily)
#HIMYM