ℬRI.

[۟ @sidereumnoxe]

⠀i was just a kid and all i really wanted was my father.

[ℬRI. @HISBLOODLINE]

I mean, I knew I probably wasn't your only kid out there.

how old is he?

[𝐈'𝐌 𝐀 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐈, 𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐄 @BiteOf_Blade]

No, I'm not giving my adult daughter the talk.

Your half brother, well- basically I only learned recently that he existed...it's eh...sheesh, it's a long story. Well the important thing is, I'm taking care of him now, but due to an incident- he's a bit of a recluse right now.

[ℬRI. @HISBLOODLINE]

If you're about to give me the birds and the bees talk, mom and I already had that discussion.

[𝐈'𝐌 𝐀 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐈, 𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐄 @BiteOf_Blade]

Alright, well. Grab a drink, take a seat.

It's a little bit of a long story.

[ℬRI. @HISBLOODLINE]

\ aka I saw this on my other account lol.

[ℬRI. @HISBLOODLINE]

hey, I was in the area.

[𝐈'𝐌 𝐀 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐈, 𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐄 @BiteOf_Blade]

Oh /now/ you show up...

[ℬRI. @HISBLOODLINE]

little bro—what?!

[𝐈'𝐌 𝐀 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐈, 𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐄 @BiteOf_Blade]

I wonder how Brielle will react to her surprise little brother...

[ℬRI. @HISBLOODLINE]

\ I know I did not just see a lewd peter parker swiping right on me talking about they looking for a ship partner.

[❛ ​​ ​​ ​​ 𝐷𝑅𝐴͟𝑉𝐸𝑁 ​​​​ ． ​​ ​​​​ @necroshire]

╱ ♱ : i know i’m asking a lot, but my rent is due this weekend and if we don’t get it to them by latest Sunday we’re getting an eviction notice

i am DESPERATE for help. i’ve been working like crazy as well as my mom so hard trying to make sure we have just groceries +

[❛ ​​ ​​ ​​ 𝐷𝑅𝐴͟𝑉𝐸𝑁 ​​​​ ． ​​ ​​​​ @necroshire]

+ and now this idk how much more we can take at this point plus with my dad’s health right now things are so so bad

We owe over $1900 in rent. Idk what else to do i’m begging for help.

please help me.

https://t.co/tmYkN9cXBQ
https://t.co/NBXoIGjrWd
https://t.co/WfkwzaMqZJ

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐈𝐑𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍. ┊ 𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍 @alloysavvy]

|| Just want to remind everybody that StarkSwipe was a fan-made app. I don’t have the power nor experience to manage it entirely like a corporation. I’ll do what I can and ban the accounts that are reported, but please remember this app was never meant to reach any scope +

[ℬRI. @HISBLOODLINE]

I mean . . . technically, yeah.

[‍ ‍* ‍ 𝐂𝐑𝚯𝐒𝐒 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ݁ᛪ༙ @bladegores]

uh huh. yo momma at least know where you at?

[ℬRI. @HISBLOODLINE]

who? me? I'm a complete ang—okay, yeah. I'm up to no good.

[‍ ‍* ‍ 𝐂𝐑𝚯𝐒𝐒 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ݁ᛪ༙ @bladegores]

hey sweetpea. up to no good?

[ℬRI. @HISBLOODLINE]

hi, dad!

[‍ ‍* ‍ 𝐂𝐑𝚯𝐒𝐒 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ݁ᛪ༙ @bladegores]

is that my baby bat?

[ℬRI. @HISBLOODLINE]

. . . did I just give fingerguns to america chavez?

[ℬRI. @HISBLOODLINE]

I'll see ya then.

[* 𝑨𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀 .ᐟ @STARP0RTALS]

so no more. i’ll come grab you in thirty?

[ℬRI. @HISBLOODLINE]

you know who.

[𝑽𝒍𝒂𝒅 𝑻𝒆𝒑𝒆𝒔 𝑫𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑼𝑳𝑨. @LordOfVampirism]

…

I just couldn’t imagine who your talking About.

[ℬRI. @HISBLOODLINE]

nah, I respect dad too much.

[𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘍𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘋𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘳 @His_Bloodline]

old fang face- oh I don't know if I wanna know whether or not she's talking about dad...or dracula!

[ℬRI. @HISBLOODLINE]

Imma need old fang face to mind his business.

[ℬRI. @HISBLOODLINE]

this wig gets hot sometimes, damn.

[ℬRI. @HISBLOODLINE]

yeah, I think I'd like that.

[* 𝑨𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀 .ᐟ @STARP0RTALS]

totally get that.