@CarrieHFletcher My best bet is that it's a perimeter burglar alarm because of the name of the company. I remember having to study how they work in one of my physics class. I think it was called a songuard, or songuardo (I forget what the exact name is).
@CarrieHFletcher It's either a safe disguised as a speaker or a vintage perimeter alarm/burglar system disguised as well as a speaker. It's hard to tell which exactly because the lock and key mechanism, as you said, is busted. Both as a safe or as a burglar alarm both requires a lock.
Hmm. The pastry chef from Will and Grace. Episode 18, Season 7 : The Fabulous Baker Boy is my first encounter with the word pansexual. I didn't understood what it meant by then, I was 13. Now that I'm rewatching the whole show, I think I'm pan.
Corpulent self-publicist @PiersMorgan blocked me for posting this photo of him.
Whatever you do, don't RT this & tag him in or he might block you too.