Honey Mchonkler

Award winning poet, painter and author. Voted satirist of the year 2012 on Twitter.
Satanist! Fucking spellchecker.

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@ayn852 2 or 3 points? OK, the Covid virus was created in a Chinese laboratory which they still try to cover up and lie about. Most of them are sociopaths with no empathy for animals or humans. They have very small penises. I could go on.....

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@sumners250 @TheGNPE Don't jump to conclusions, they could be pikies.

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@RomeoNovem66215 @ProTurfSolFL I currently have 2 donkeys and have kept pigs. Donkeys are capable of killing a human but unlike horses very rarely cause any injury. Pigs however are effectively sociopaths and I would never trust one completely with a child. They are also very tasty so it's a risk/reward thing.

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@foomper @mrwtffacts For almost all of human history theft has incurred serious consequences, including death. Society has gone soft in the last century. Personally I wouldn't kill a criminal over a bag snatch, a couple of broken limbs would cover it.

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@clerpatriot Does he have a daughter who is an absolute slag and made a sex tape with her mother filming to make money? I heard that's pretty common in the American legal system.

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@tophz_ I just nod and pretend I have followed instructions. The worst that can happen is premature death but that's fairly unlikely. You're much more at risk from medical negligence than having a cup of tea and a cookie. We all have to go at some point.

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@CrossAndCaptial Under no circumstances try to get on a bus in north London then. Hordes of school kids will push in front of you while you let passengers off, and they're not very nice!

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@ptichushka I understand the desire to keep a low profile and avoid fuss but my response would have been to try and make her life a living hell. Such a foul attitude and abuse of the little power she possessed justifies any action you could have taken.

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@sappholives83 Pedophiles structure their entire lives and careers around gaining access to children. Other perverts and abusers will go to great lengths to get in a situation that presents them with possible victims. Add in mental instability and this explains why so many trans types offend.

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@daveatherton @AndrewGold_ok @KonstantinKisin "Despite Brexit". If you don't remember Dimbleby's bias look this up.

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@John44759226 @VisionaryVoid You have to eat them while they're fresh or they spoil. I always carry ketchup and a fork just in case.

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@Rogermotuo @I_amMukhtar Would you want recent immigrants driving heavy vehicles near large crowds?

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@jjarichardson @delonperc You're correct when it comes to surgeons and medical consultants, however there are very few other staff who work in both sectors with the exception of agency workers. Almost all private hospital professionals are first trained in the NHS.

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@Saskiaaa_____ @Wommando I too have a theory which I can't post as we've been told not to speculate. Suffice to say mine involves witchcraft and cannibalism.

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@jp__hooper I used to fish the Colne at Kidlington, it's always been home to swingers and doggers. Can now add slave traders and voodooism.

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@CRTTer @LewisJonathanE I would have thought the Irish people's all consuming hatred of the British wouldn't leave much time for antisemitism.

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@Defia1hcldn @TheGNPE I heard balaclava man was one of their school teachers. I expect that he groomed them.

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@TheGNPE This sort of behaviour is pretty common in legal circles. Is it still a crime if the dog enjoys it? Asking for my brother.

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@exmoordog @RabbiPoupko I don't know anyone who supports Hamas, though not all of them would agree with my proposed solution to the situation. When you have a vermin infestation strong action is needed to resolve it. The IDF will eventually catch up with nearly all the terrorists from October the 7th.