Howard Mittelmark

I can explain

[Howard Mittelmark @HMittelmark]

There is nothing like the sound of a child's laughter to remind you that your apartment is haunted.

[John Lurie @lurie_john]

These are not the dots that connect it,
those are the other dots.

[Howard Mittelmark @HMittelmark]

1. Shared armrest in Economy
2. Grocery coupon expired, but only one day
3. Sweet tooth/waistline
4. Gophers in yard
5. Literal pissing contest, distance
6. Literal pissing contest, arc

[Howard Mittelmark @HMittelmark]

@caitlin_mmm We should be more assertive about it, you're saying?

[Howard Mittelmark @HMittelmark]

@johnpette I guess it took me two years to recognize it, but I think you're right.

[Howard Mittelmark @HMittelmark]

Have people always said "relishes in" for "relishes" or is this a "based off" sort of generational error that has become normalized?

[Eileen Curtright @eileencurtright]

Sharing an anecdote, 19th Century Novel Style:
"So there's this guy."
"WHOA, back up. Who was his grandpa?"

[Howard Mittelmark @HMittelmark]

@omibaloney Do it with a just barely detectable note of doubt in your voice.

[Howard Mittelmark @HMittelmark]

@Archie_V @JoyceCarolOates I'd noticed that about you.

[Howard Mittelmark @HMittelmark]

@Bill_Gerrard It's possible you'd have trouble making them out.

[Howard Mittelmark @HMittelmark]

@jthouse37 I just received this as a dm, and I see "you" have also posted it. Maybe change your password. Not sure what else you have to do.

[Howard Mittelmark @HMittelmark]

@EllenDatlow Where is this?

[Howard Mittelmark @HMittelmark]

@sevensixfive I was thinking a series about a detective squad that never solves a crime and always gives up at the end of each episode.

[Howard Mittelmark @HMittelmark]

@speechboy71 That all made sense, so I'm not going to attempt to refute it, but as someone who went to shows in the seventies, a dozen, maybe, that is not at all the impression I got from either the shows themselves or from talking with many people about them.

[Howard Mittelmark @HMittelmark]

@BrendanCByrne Rewatched Funny Haha a few weeks ago, and we were talking about what else we should see again. I had completely forgotten that one.

[Ame _ lia 🪶🍁 @jthouse37]

I’m more than just an unknown indie writer. But not much more.

[Damon Hunzeker @DamonHunzeker]

I like to keep my resolutions realistic, so I’m just going to refrain from any jury tampering this year and call it good.

[Howard Mittelmark @HMittelmark]

@jthouse37 Are you actually building one of these?

[Howard Mittelmark @HMittelmark]

@sevensixfive @BecomingCritter We still don't know, but the thing is, now we're much more aware that they are, and in unexpected numbers.

[Howard Mittelmark @HMittelmark]

@BrendanCByrne @notnotnuanced I was gonna say a cross between them.