Holly Armstrong

Freelance writer
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[RONA @prrockaa]

we really cant talk, we literally picked boris johnson over jeremy corbyn

[Holly Armstrong @HOLLYBitMe]

@Juliannaloft123 How much are you selling them for?

[Holly Armstrong @HOLLYBitMe]

@NadiaWorsley Write 😅

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

all the new chappell roan fans are making ticket prices go up by so much i think it’s unfair for us real fans that liked her back in May 2024

[Stuart @st_ua_rt]

I’ve been doing a rewatch of the seminal 2001 British reality show Popstars and it really was the most unhinged reality show ever seen on British television.

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[Holly Armstrong @HOLLYBitMe]

@LouisStaples Ask any women you know - I bet some of them do. A lot of my friends and I use Find my Friends to check that we got home after being out anywhere. Have done ever since Sarah Everard’s murder. Most women don’t feel safe being out really anywhere anymore sadly.

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

one thing no one is talking about is Sabrina Carpenter's impact on people finally (correctly) saying "espresso" instead of "expresso"

[Holly Armstrong @HOLLYBitMe]

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[Mikey Smith @mikeysmith]

When you say “my parents worked hard to give me a good education” you’re saying two things.

• State education, which I am in charge of, is bad and should be avoided at all costs.
• If you’re a parent who can’t afford to do that, you aren’t working hard enough for your kids.

[wayne. @waynemp4]

and where the HELL were y’all during Plastic Hearts era

[ren @lizmitches]

mollie in the castle while harry is having some champagne with claudia #TheTraitorsUK
#TheTraitors

[Jordan North @jordannorth1]

That’s got to have been the best bit of telly I’ve ever seen since Richard Hillman drove The Platt’s into the canal
#TheTraitors

[Holly Armstrong @HOLLYBitMe]

@LouisGaudencio Oh my god I cannot stop cry laughing

[James @james_j_bailey]

I’m ready to speak my truth: I hate the awful Go Ape outdoor activity sections on #TheTraitors. You suddenly go from an intense Agatha Christie whodunnit to a drab team-building exercise on a NatWest away day.

[Sophie Hall @SophLouiseHall]

And then they realised, they were no longer little Jelly Babies: they were little Jelly Men

[James Rogers III @jamesearl23]

Posting “wow super problematic” under everybody’s Halloween costume and then responding “I will not do the labor of educating you” when they ask for an explanation.

[Holly Armstrong @HOLLYBitMe]

@imbethmccoll In the past when I’ve done Dry Jan/another sober month, people have commented to me ‘I don’t feel the need to take a month of drinking because I don’t drink that much’, and I’m always just thinking well then surely you’d find it easy? 🤔 I don’t see the issue with it

[Holly Armstrong @HOLLYBitMe]

@oenoneforbat I used to listen to his show every week as a 14 year old and thought this was funny and acceptable 🤡🤡🤡 No words.

[chlobuchar @me_im_chloe]

meeting someone with psychedelically bad conversation skills is such a joy because it forces you to reach deep into your soul and articulate something you never knew was there, for instance, "So how long have you had an iphone"