𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕜𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕤

compiling a list of all the dumb shit I say

[eternal classic @eternalclassic_]

so called free thinkers when there’s beans on the roof

[Marcelame @_Marcelame]

I FOUND IT

[Listen to Online Boy on Spotify or else (threat) @realonlineboy]

My CVS is STILL playing Christmas music, but it’s like, schizophrenic Christmas blues??

[𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕜𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕤 @HORRORSCOPEx]

Two of the Dumbest Motherfuckers on Planet Struggle to Hold Conversation

[WarMonitor @TheWarMonitor]

ICE agents in Florida openly talking about shooting people during a traffic stop that included a U.S. citizen. They describe headlocks and tasers for slow compliance, then laugh about it, joking that a $30,000 bonus makes it worth it.

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

UPDATE 2:

He needed to pee.

Upon returning, he stared at this cup for 10 mins.

What does it mean?

[𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕜𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕤 @HORRORSCOPEx]

@ptrkbrn @TrueAnonPod I just discovered the beret in the last 10 minutes and this is the first thing I see

[𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕜𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕤 @HORRORSCOPEx]

@AugyReynes @patrician_tv I haven’t seen this, got a link?

[𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕜𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕤 @HORRORSCOPEx]

@confusionm8trix Reading the words out in my head to the tune of the Pokémon rap

[𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕜𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕤 @HORRORSCOPEx]

@SweatieAngle I enjoy a kombucha now and then but only as a stepping stone on my relentless journey to find a liquid so sour it makes me pucker enough to suck my own face inside-out

[𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕜𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕤 @HORRORSCOPEx]

@Biscuithammer0 @AngryVoter2024 @Kablarny sometimes you’ll get a stray Reese’s pieces and it’s a real nice surprise

[𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕜𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕤 @HORRORSCOPEx]

@Biscuithammer0 @AngryVoter2024 @Kablarny agree to disagree - you can save the stray popcorn you catch between your toes as a little treat for later

[𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕜𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕤 @HORRORSCOPEx]

@TheGreyMouser__ @SookieWinehouse @barbarismcrit @davidhogg111 @DNC It’s so hilariously tone deaf to use your canvassing experience as a shield, but follow it up with an admission about how ineffective it was

[𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕜𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕤 @HORRORSCOPEx]

@serenityshortly @GeneralTulliu5 @KrangTNelson @BrettRichey really funny these people aren’t at all embarrassed this “popularity” was bankrolled by 44 BILLION fucking dollars

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

This video was such a unique experience I don't think anyone would believe me if I had to describe it using words

[𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕜𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕤 @HORRORSCOPEx]

@schwarzposter_ come back to me when you can see them doing both at the same time

[𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕜𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕤 @HORRORSCOPEx]

@BredBoy01 @SxarletRed The only thing they might love more than this is being pandered to, which is probably why they feel justified in being so smugly wrong about this because the Harris campaign just spent its dying breath patting them on the head like lap dogs

[𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕜𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕤 @HORRORSCOPEx]

this goes doubly for patting oneself on the back

[𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕜𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕤 @HORRORSCOPEx]

I for one think virtue signaling is bad, which is why I, personally, would never do it

[𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕜𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕤 @HORRORSCOPEx]

honking at the exact millisecond the traffic light isn’t illuminated as it switches from red to green so everyone knows I have an amazing reaction time and brain