HOT DRINKS

Soulless since 2018

[Dr Exoskeleton @DrExoskeleton]

Post-event communiqué: See attached intelligence reports.

Summary: PAX subject resistance to our harvesting protocols shows minor deterioration. Most satisfactory.

Soul extraction efficiency improving.

Stay tuned for further communications.

[Dr Exoskeleton @DrExoskeleton]

Fun fact: A lucky few received ultra rare GOLD fridge magnets. It appears to have gone completely unnoticed.
The rest of you got… regular ones. How unfortunate.

[HOT DRINKS @HOTDRINKS2]

@minionOverseer “This is an in-con game, for gamers, by gamers, no profits or affiliations. We do it for the love.”

[Eternal Minion @Minion_00143]

I shall look forward to laying my eye-ports on you all again when the time comes.

You truly are the most palatable group of humans we could have ever sought out to maliciously torture for the Dr. and I appreciate you all greatly for that. 🫡🫶

[Dr Exoskeleton @DrExoskeleton]

That concludes the 15th year of soul consumption! 15 teams finished ranked, and 91 teams beat anarchy. The ranked curse continues, with one team having not completed the last question.

[Minion Overseer @minionOverseer]

Side quests that started before ranked are fair game for discussion.

Ranked questions are not.

[HOT DRINKS @HOTDRINKS2]

@minionOverseer You’re welcome

[Minion Overseer @minionOverseer]

Witnessing the confusion of teams wondering how we know they didn’t get the right answer for 🗑️, while also trying and failing to use the same answers as before… it feeds me.

[HOT DRINKS @HOTDRINKS2]

@DrExoskeleton You could…

[Dr Exoskeleton @DrExoskeleton]

We can’t run Ranked with just ONE team. 8:00pm it is. Good thing I don’t pay my minions and their rations are cheap.

[Dr Exoskeleton @DrExoskeleton]

2010 me would never, but ugh, 7:30pm

[Minion Overseer @minionOverseer]

How are we feeling?

[Gregory Ray @mace_a_jace]

@DrExoskeleton My favorite picture from pax! I sure do love gate keeping!

[Dr Exoskeleton @DrExoskeleton]

15 YEARS of Soul Consumption approaches! Minions, the good Doctor demands tribute - share your most devious Exo moment or prize from our Soul Consuming Machine.

[Dr Exoskeleton @DrExoskeleton]

Here are the new trophies worthy of our 15th anniversary, featuring artisanal leatherwork and a yet-to-be-revealed surprise.

[HOT DRINKS @HOTDRINKS2]

@minionOverseer Our souls are ready to provide you amusement