katie

mama to angels + a rainbow • she/her • INFJ

[katie @HOWEYdoit_]

how it ended 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[katie @HOWEYdoit_]

how it started how it’s going

[clifford carmichael @former_gcup]

Most humbling experience is buying new underwear & seeing them & being like LOL THESE ARE SO BIG. THEYRE HUGE IM GONNA SWIM IN THEM & they fit like a glove

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

last time i got my bloodwork at labcorp the 19 year old tech asked me if i wanted to know the time and date of my death

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Negotiations must be going horrifically if they’re calling me

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[thicc saban @yngjcb]

told the pharmacist at costco i had goodrx and she looked at me like i said i had a gun lmfao

[Softboy @softboywin]

When someone’s email address isn’t @ gmail it’s like wow you are one interesting chica

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

hamburger help us

[Roman 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 @Rx410]

A little more than a year between these two pictures

[erika🌹 | core 4 🌴 love island time @honeymoonaries]

shit is so bad i almost just retweeted MTG

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

One month after starting the war in Iran, this is the statement of the President of the United States on Easter Sunday.

These are the ravings of a dangerous and mentally unbalanced individual. Congress has got to act NOW. End this war.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

You can really tell America is winning this war when the president panic posts “open the fuckin’ strait, you crazy bastards” at 5 am on Easter Sunday along with an extension on their deadline

[Glen O'Humeral @HumeralO]

Dermatologists be like: “palpable pruritic purpuric patches of papules and pustules parading partially past the platysmal plane alongside prominent plaques of pedal petechiae”

[isa @tomswrren]

all the baby jane does 😭😭😭😭

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

While our wonderful president was out playing golf all day, the TSA is falling apart, just like our government! Airports a total disaster!

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

lying awake at night: Everything is a torture tool against me, i get killed 10x a day. Im Satan

sitting at my desk in the morning: I better have 2-3 more coffeine so i can blast off

[slick @dlicj]

my neighbor just told me about an alien sighting he had that was just a regular southwest boeing 737 in the sky but he said he could see into the cockpit with binoculars and there was an alien flying it

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

(drinking one beer and speaking sternly) there are certain fabrics I Do not like

[darling 🪩 @ohwellyes]

dana: *smoking a cigarette after a terrible shift*

emma: mind if i join you?

baby jane doe: yeah, mind if i tag along?

*counting stars by one republic begins to play from a nearby ambulance*

robby (dead, smiling fondly): maybe we’re all The Pitt

[president of club quinn @realityysimp]

my mom is on the case