Rick Dalton

Better to have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

[Rick Dalton @HPhleger]

Jake fuckin Bugg fan club

[Rick Dalton @HPhleger]

Blackberry Canada Dry, get inside of me

[Rick Dalton @HPhleger]

Danny doesn’t fuckin replenish

[Rick Dalton @HPhleger]

“When I smoke too much weed and hear airplanes, sometimes I think it’s the government “

[Rick Dalton @HPhleger]

This game looks like Gallant came back to guest coach #NYR

[Triple H @TripleH]

Mighty cold day in hell. #SurvivorSeries

[Rick Dalton @HPhleger]

We were robbed of getting kreidbanejad fighting over who was gonna get the hat trick… “you, no you!!” #NYR

[Rick Dalton @HPhleger]

@mikerainey82 @JakeMattera we need a Otis Toole episode of #lilstinkers !

[Rick Dalton @HPhleger]

Talk me out of being a problem

[Rick Dalton @HPhleger]

Figure it out

[Rick Dalton @HPhleger]

@BizNasty2point0 @ryanwhitney6 Right fuckin now

[Rick Dalton @HPhleger]

Oh man.. @ryanwhitney6

[Rick Dalton @HPhleger]

Vancouver is a problem

[Rick Dalton @HPhleger]

You ever seen that movie he’s just not that into you

[Rick Dalton @HPhleger]

Human flesh. Slider combo

[Rick Dalton @HPhleger]

“Emily, did you go to the capitol to assassinate my mother?”

[Rick Dalton @HPhleger]

Craziest madlib I’ve ever read

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Jeff Teague Almost Got Kicked Out Of Wake Forest After Getting Caught By The Police Downloading Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape From LimeWire https://t.co/8SphFXUNWY

[Billy Strings @BillyStrings]

10.14.23 | Independence, MO ✈️

[Rick Dalton @HPhleger]

ISO: hockey fans

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@kychdi