The Queen

Caviar and cigarettes. Well versed in etiquette. Extraordinarily nice.

[The Queen @HRH_TheQueen]

Bye

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@samlall666 @Queen_UK @HRHDoE_UK I'll piss in your mouth if you don't shut the fuck up

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@samlall666 @Queen_UK Fuck off u fat shit

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@David_Cameron Fuck off u fat shit

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@JamesFreir What do you want from Burger King u fat shit

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@BritBratMum Fuck off

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@Pontifex What are you on you fucking prick

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@Ade_Dalziel Fuck off

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@PrincePhilipHRH FUCK OFF YOU FAT CUNT

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Hello, you fucking pricks.

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@henningwehn Are you one of my subjects yet? Just trying to get my paperwork in order.

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@domlittlewood Hi babez xx

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@mehdirhasan Hi Mehdi, did you have a nice wank?

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It's been quite warm the past week or two. Getting to the point where I might have to take off my jumper #yolo

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I'm watching Spain play football and they're losing. I went to Spain once and it wasn't very nice so I don't mind. #TooHot #NoRyvita

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Taxi's turned up. About fucking time.

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King Juan Carlos was plagued by corruption, dodgy children and his love of hunting. Thankfully we don't have the same problems here.

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Juan Carlos never did have the staying power. Charles can fuck off if he thinks I'm following suit.

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@mrk_vbg_I No and no

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Pricks.