HRL Loons

[HRL Loons @HRLLoons]

Wishing we could just use the HRL Card simulator to play these games in Eagan… We play @HRL_Chanclas and the @HRLReds tonight at Carnelian at 12am London time..

In: Everyone

#FuckEagan

[HRL Loons @HRLLoons]

We beat the Saints and Marlins 10-0 in 5 innings both games. Millers also won twice. 4-0 for Hopkins at Central. #FuckEagan

[HRL Twins @hrltctwins]

@HRLLoons @HrlMarlins @HrlSaints

[HRL Loons @HRLLoons]

Last week before we have to travel to that hell hole of a city they call Eagan… We play the @HrlMarlins and the @HrlSaints at Central 4pm pacific.

In: All Loons

[HRL Loons @HRLLoons]

We split with the Millers. Game 1, 7-5 W. Fishy with the win on the mound Griz with the two inning save. We got Stached in game 2 with him hitting 3 dongs for RBIs and he was lights out on the mound. 4-2 L.

[HRL Loons @HRLLoons]

Loons are one of four teams to complete all of their scheduled games in Hopkins… Hopefully it doesn’t sprinkle in Hopkins tonight… We play the @HRLMillers at Central.

In: Fishy
Griz
BudLarp

Out: BabyFace
Cakes

Happy 70th Bday to mother Cakes 🍰 🎉

[HRL Loons @HRLLoons]

We take 2 Ws against the @HRLMariners. Griz throws another gem game 1, fishy and baby face HRs, 3-0. Cakes throws a good game and we score a bunch game 2.

[HRL Loons @HRLLoons]

Loons take on the @HRLMariners tonight at Valley Park at 7pm eastern standard time/4pm pacific.

In: Fishy
BabyFace
Griz (SP1)
BudLarp
Cakes (SP2)

[HRL Loons @HRLLoons]

We take 2 from the @HRLRumblePonies in a couple battles.

Griz throws a gem in game 1 and Larp hits a solo shot in the bottom of the 5th. 1-0 W.

Cakes throws a gem in game 2 we take the 2-1 W.

There was quite a lot of animosity between Griz and the @BullsHRL.

[HRL Loons @HRLLoons]

Loons take on the @HRLRumblePonies tonight at Harley.

In- Fishy
-Griz (SP1)
-BudLarp (with beers)
-Cakes (SP2)

Out-
BabyFace (getting the Strait of Hurmoz back open)

First time in HRL history Griz and Smallpox will be on the same field but not on the same team 👀

[HRL Loons @HRLLoons]

Beautiful day for Wiff.

Loons take on the Hammerheads at Central at 6pm.

In: Fishy (with IPad to watch Wild game)
Babyface
Griz (signed off waivers, SP2)
BudLarp
Cakes (Xfinity Login to watch Wild, SP1)

[HRL Loons @HRLLoons]

Status update from the pond..

Griz earns trust back from the Loons and apologizes for his actions. Loons puts in waiver claim for Griz and hopes to rejoin team Monday.

[HRL Loons @HRLLoons]

Trouble in the pond.

Loons are feeling like the Griz signing is like going back to your ex girlfriend after she cheated on you..

Loons to re evaluate Griz on Monday after he clears waivers.

[HRL Loons @HRLLoons]

Feels good to be back!

Loons 🧹🧹🧹 the Mets. GG’s.

[HRL Loons @HRLLoons]

Loons Wiffle Ball is back.

6pm vs @HRLMets at Harley Park

In: Fishy (SP2)
BabyFace
Bud Larp
Cakes

Out: Griz (placed on Waivers earlier today)

[HRL Loons @HRLLoons]

Opening day in 3 nights and Griz hasn’t responded to the group chat in 3 weeks.

He is suspended for Thursdays games and will be reevaluated further over the weekend.

[HRL Loons @HRLLoons]

@BullsHRL

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A little postponed due to the government shut down @HRLTwinCities

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@HRL_Aces @Cjonk13 @HRLTwinCities @ioconnor27