HRL Tourists

Est. 2024
Here for a good time, not necessarily a long time.

[HRL Tourists @HRLTourists]

Tourists take two from Eagan against the @HrlTrashPandas and @VibesRelations !

Great night at shitty Ridgecliff but will avoid the fly infested and putrid porta potty next time!

Post games at Wendy’s underrated!

[HRL Tourists @HRLTourists]

@Reevesy22 @mippey5 @HRL_Aces ✍️

[HRL Tourists @HRLTourists]

Down with the Hopkins super teams tonight!

Tourists split with the @HRL_Aces

Airbud! And Kyle (ROY)!

[HRL Tourists @HRLTourists]

@BullsHRL Yes the @BullsHRL may go 38-0 this season, but they’ll always be 0/100 as class acts

[HRL Tourists @HRLTourists]

Game 1: 11-5 vs the @hrltctwins

Game 2: Postponed (complaints of achy joints and fear of falling)

[HRL Tourists @HRLTourists]

All Tourists in

[HRL Tourists @HRLTourists]

We play the @hrltctwins !

[HRL Tourists @HRLTourists]

@BullsHRL Why does “athletes” in this context feel like a slight?

[HRL Tourists @HRLTourists]

@hrltctwins @BullsHRL Says the d*** drawing experts

[HRL Tourists @HRLTourists]

Come and watch a Heated Rivalry between the @BullsHRL and Tourists tonight at Harley 🥵

In:
Kyle
Wish
Airbud
Face
C-Word
Daddy

Fridley’s Finest first to 450 hits tracker:
Nickname (394) +15
Face (389) +1
Airbud (387) +5
A-Jizz (386) +0

[HRL Tourists @HRLTourists]

Who’s a better time than the @HRLMillers ?

In:
Face
Airbud
Wish
C-Word
Kyle
Daddy (tentative)

Fridley’s Finest first to 450 hits tracker:
Face (389) +1
Nickname (387) +8
A-Jizz (386) +0
Airbud (385) +3

[HRL Tourists @HRLTourists]

Face says 100% chance we play today!

In vs @HRLRumblePonies :
Wish
Face
Airbud
Daddy
C-word
Kyle

Fridley’s Finest first to 450 hits tracker:
Nickname (379)
Airbud (382)
A-Jizz (386)
Face (388)

[HRL Tourists @HRLTourists]

“I say the same thing about superteams in the HRL”

-Stache

@HRL_Aces
@BullsHRL
@HRLTwinCities

[University of Hockey @UofHockeyBlog]

“You sign up to play hockey in Grand Forks, no part of you wants it f*** easy. You sign up to play hockey in ASU, you want it a little easier… funny enough that’s how they f*** play”

[HRL Tourists @HRLTourists]

The Tourists couldn’t be happier picking up The Wish and Airbud (and rookie Kyle Johnson) for the 2026 season! 😎😎😎😎😎😎

[HRL Tourists @HRLTourists]

https://t.co/KTc5skoqLH

[HRL Tourists @HRLTourists]

Rumors are swirling that tonight is the last wiffleball game for the @HRLMets as a franchise.

Come watch us send them off into the sunset!

In:
Daddy
Face
Gipper
Mr. Fist
C-Word
Conor

[HRL Tourists @HRLTourists]

Tonight we play @hrltctwins. Rumor has it this twins squad is so washed up and inept that the Pohlads are keeping a close eye.

In:
Face
C-Word
Gipper

[HRL Tourists @HRLTourists]

Can we bump the @HRL_Aces out of the one seed tonight? Do you believe in miracles?

In:
Daddy
Face
Mr fist
Gipper

[HRL Tourists @HRLTourists]

The Tourists pack a little heavier tonight in preparation for a triple header against the @HRLMariners!

In:
Daddy
Face
Gipper
C-Word
Mr. Fist
Conor (CEO)