HRL Lugnuts

Second funnest team in the Nation, 2022. Making your stats shiny since April 22, 2019. Agents of chaos. Tweets by Home Run Hoover.

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The Nuts are spending quality time tonight with our division buddies The Marlins.
Rumor on the street is that Buck has been drinking nothing but Red Bull all day. So it'll likely be a loud game.

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Tomorrow we take on the Vibes. We heard that in solidarity with new father Huck that all the vibes will play the entire game wearing baby carriers loaded with watermelons. Not quite sure where we heard it, but lots of people are saying…

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@HRLBiscuits @HRLChihuahuas We are so proud of you.

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Nuts Sweep! Panther takes game two and gets all the runs.

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Hoover brings the Hamm’s and wins one on the bump tonight against the rattlers. Game two underway with Panther pitching.

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@HRLTwinCities @kuku_24 @HRLRumblePonies @ioconnor27 @mippey5 @Keith11334081 @HrlYankees @hrlAmericans We assume this means the three way tie will have their legs tied together and they will field as one.

[HRL: Twin Cities @HRLTwinCities]

Congratulations to our 2025 Eagan Fun Stars!

From the @HRL_Lugnuts :
Hoover, Twizzler, @jpnagan , Mounds

Wiffle Jesus from the @HrlTrashPandas

Neut from the Marlins

Tootin from the @HRLHops

Cheerio from @VibesRelations

Sully from the @HRLSpaceCowboys

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Was Sweet Feet Franklin at the rinks last night? Ask Hondi who witnessed almost all of his named pitches.
A rare Lugnuts Highlight Video!

[HRL Reds @HRLReds]

The legend of Sweet Feet Franklin has returned. @HRL_Lugnuts @HRLTwinCities

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Well. He was back! He pitched. Hondi got the sitcha pitch amongst many other legendarily named pitches.
We lost mightily. It rained. It was a great night at the rinks.

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The beloved Lugnuts vs
the vile nasty despicable @HRLReds
tonight, at Carnelian. Nuts have been hit hard by all opposing batters all season and will have a former HRL Fun Star making his Nuts season debut tonight.

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@mippey5 @HRLTwinCities No @HrlNightmare for Funstar! Awkward...

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Theoretically a portion of nuts will be taking on a portion of the @hrlAmericans making up for a rainy day. This game will likely be played in the rain or postponed due to another rainout situation.

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In the middle of the Seventh we have made the following roster move.

CUT:
Antics

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.@IAmBudnick owes hoover some Hamm’s.

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B Squared had a day @IAmBudnick

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We had a blast last night. Panther hit many a dong against the ponies, although it still wasn't enough to compensate for Hoover's RBI giveaways to Bsquared. (Don't forget the venmo @HRLRumblePonies). The Mariners were at peak fun for the evening.

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@HRLReds @HRLBiscuits @HRLTortugas Is it HOV? We think it’s HOV.

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Tonight we are Sweatin with the Ponies (and Mariners) at Ridgecliff.

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The number fits him well.
Have a day, Blank Space

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@HRL_Aces @HRLBiscuits Vintage Dumpy is how old? I feel like that would make him pre-conception.