Nightmare.HRL

Wiffleball.

[Nightmare.HRL @HrlNightmare]

This is the way?

https://t.co/bn3DGqSp1f

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Another mediocre article from your favorite mediocre writer…

https://t.co/FAveBEzzst

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@BlueWahoosHRL I assumed he put all of us little people in the rear view mirror when he took off for the big leagues…

Wait… who are we talking about again?

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Back and as mediocre as ever…

https://t.co/5htK8p6Sqd

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@BlueWahoosHRL I assumed he’d forgotten all about me by now…

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@HRLTourists @HRLBiscuits

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@BlueWahoosHRL Eagan o/u is at .5 ???? I can be bribed to lob a few pitches if anyone wants to talk….

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@HRLChihuahuas @HRLBiscuits

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@HRLBiscuits @HRLChihuahuas

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@HRLHops @HRLTwinCities That wonderful Silver Fox!

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Here you go.

https://t.co/P1hjbyDNnd

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A gift from our guy Franklin.

https://t.co/Y1falS0LSa

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@NCSanchezSays @HRLBiscuits Don’t direct that at us, we didn’t say anything about lob balls (yet). That was ya boy Epstein.

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1. Rankings this week are 100% Epstein… poorly written, bad jokes, reusing old jokes—captured my voice perfectly!

2. I can’t login to @HRLBiscuits, but wanted to post our lineup:

Nightmare
Sarge
Mippey (out G1 only, I hope)
*special guest*

Ditched us: Poxy
Broken: Griz

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For toilet time….

https://t.co/atJYf0TCI4

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These are not good.

https://t.co/uJAeEJF3Vg

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I’m back!

https://t.co/O7H6fsQkcg

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@DerekDust23 @HRLTwinCities @mippey5 @HRLReds @DerekDust23 hates the @HRLRumblePonies. You heard it here first (a good deal of the music I use is from Stix of the Ponies). Shame on you, sir.

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If there was a medal below bronze… like waaaay below, I’d win it for this…

https://t.co/7d4YvOC2qx

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@HRLTwinCities
How about we recognize @HrlNightmare’s achievement of becoming (staying) the losingest All-Star pitcher in HRL HISTORY. You’re welcome Hopkins.