Mark

sometimes life gives you lemons so make sure you have vodka on hand. My tweets are of my opinion and for your entertainment.

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@Chicago_History There was a pizza place on Archer Ave. and Kolin Ave. It was owned by an Italian guy that live on 50th and Kolin in an apartment. Woke up at 5am to start making the sauce. Best pizza ever - when the owner passed away the place closed down.

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@SundaeDivine So if I was to get a flag to say “F my bosses name” I’m pretty sure I would be jobless. And this is acceptable? Maybe the mother ship is closer than we think. 👽

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@Sam_Badawi $NVDA

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@trisaleon 50 people in the room and when I enter there are 51 , the killer enters making it 52

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@real_bechambers Happy Birthday 🎂🎈 Danny. Hope you enjoy your special day !!!

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@Mary1417796

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@GovPritzker Heading down to Florida in a few weeks to look for a house. Tired of his BS and all the taxes in Illinois.

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@CookingHub_

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@honeymoon250 15

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@SenWarren It’s funny how you all are fixated on gas and egg prices. How about we go to the blue states and see how much we are paying in property taxes , sales tax and state income tax. In fact the gas is high because of those taxes.

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@WGNNews In other words , my bank account is getting low so I’m going raise taxes to get $300 million and then let the project fail. Then I will get on camera saying it was Trump that made it go bad and in the end my account looks good. Oh and my fat buddy is going to help me out.

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@JBPritzker Yes , and in Illinois you are the one increasing property taxes , gas prices and products we buy. You are to blame , so next time you want to blame someone , look in the mirror.

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@sizzle_sarah Take your uncle with you

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@DorLinder Just went thru the security line and it was quick. ICE and homeland security had all lines open. No issues at all.

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@614clinton Work at a cemetery

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@SenSchumer

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@wvfunnyguy

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@hwinkler4real Actually it’s better than a bun at time. Well unless your making a chili dog then you are a bit screwed

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@Amelia558rs Open up a brokerage account and buy, buy , buy

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@HiltonHotels Having issue DM you thru X so if you can DM me I will give you the information. Just to let you know know I’m part of Hiltons timeshare. Thanks

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@HiltonHotels my stay in NYC has been nothing but disappointment with you hotel chain. I have stayed in other hotels and will never choose yours for business. No ice machines , worse front desk service and the key card reader died at 12:30 am which they should have charged.