High School Fratstar

#TFFMISFIDGAF #TFTMFC

[High School Fratstar @HS_Fratstar]

Can't wait to pregame graduation by taking warm Montezuma shots in the bathroom beforehand #THSFM

[High School Fratstar @HS_Fratstar]

Prom2k12 was SO SICK #YOLO. Full report coming via column today.

[High School Fratstar @HS_Fratstar]

I'M BACK MOTHERFUCKERS #TMFFTC

[High School Fratstar @HS_Fratstar]

Shotgunned a beer that a homeless dude bought for me after track practice and Jeremy stole a pack of Red Man from his dad. FaF

[High School Fratstar @HS_Fratstar]

Mixing old and new batteries. TFTC.

[High School Fratstar @HS_Fratstar]

@RogerDornTFM @BaconTFM we weren't sure if asking for autographs would have been NF of us

[High School Fratstar @HS_Fratstar]

Hazing the fuck out of the freshmen in the locker room. Enjoy that towel whip queers! FaF

[High School Fratstar @HS_Fratstar]

@BaconTFM totally gave the old one two twist to a sophomore slam passed out at Delta Chi. Pretty sure she came. FaF.

[High School Fratstar @HS_Fratstar]

@RealFratMoves @sarah_mccorkle I've already got bids lined up at every top house in the SEC. I'm what they call a 5 star.

[High School Fratstar @HS_Fratstar]

Roundup was a blast, TFTC about the Algebra 2 homework I forgot to do this weekend.

[Garrett Stephens @garrett__24]

@StuffFratsLike Idea for a column: @HS_Fratstar 's experience at round-up or whatever it was.

[High School Fratstar @HS_Fratstar]

@BaconTFM if by pussy you mean badass fratstar and if by throwing up you mean getting blown by two chicks at once, then yeah that was me.

[High School Fratstar @HS_Fratstar]

She did not seem as excited as I hoped when I brought my tube of KY Warming Sensations out of my pocket.

[High School Fratstar @HS_Fratstar]

@BROnardRamsey @ChampsTourTFM still alive fuckers. raging my tits off and in a slams bed who thinks I'm a junior right now. FaF

[High School Fratstar @HS_Fratstar]

UT ATO is FaF

[High School Fratstar @HS_Fratstar]

Mother Fucking Roundup!!

[Rob Fox III @RobFoxThree]

Hitting my first Round-Up tonight. Fingers crossed I see @HS_fratstar

[High School Fratstar @HS_Fratstar]

@CupidTFM are you going through menopause or something?

[High School Fratstar @HS_Fratstar]

I miss the good old days. You know, back when there were only 250 pokemon.

[High School Fratstar @HS_Fratstar]

Look for me at UT roundup everyone, I'll be the one in a bowtie shotgunning two beers at once while the crowd chants my name.