Akbar

لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول الله

[Raf 🇧🇩 @rafsenal]

New Tzolis chant idea to the tune of Sound of da Police - KRS One:

Woop woop, that's the sound of da Tzolis
Woop-woop, that's the sound of da beast
Woop woop, that's the sound of da Tzolis
Woop-woop, that's the sound of da beast

[phx 💥 @phxstrikesback]

why ben affleck should've been agamemnon
- sexual tension with matty dysseus
- he's used to being in armor (batman)
- his wife kills him

[Asad🇵🇸 @Asxdk_98]

2 week anniversary for those celebrating

[𝒯𝓇𝑜𝒷𝒶𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓉 𓆙 @roseromaunt]

Probably because Jews are a Mediterranean ethnicity and have close genetic proximity to Greeks and (especially) Italians

[ammi 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @AMS619_]

ain’t no way u think gyokeres and tzolis/nelli with saka on one leg is enough next season lmao

[Halal Wyler 🏆 @Shamsdale]

The whole Rogers transfer reeks of desperation from Chelsea. Paying whatever Villa wanted and all guaranteed, adding £1m extra to make him the record signing, making the entire announcement a jab at Arsenal… it’s just a bunch of posturing. But good for them, I guess.

[17 @DxBruyneSZN]

Imagine dreaming of going to a institution that boycotted your Ballon d’Or win and being disrespectful the whole time. Rodri needs to find some shame

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

The tears of the Egyptians brought down the empire of Lionel Messi and Argentina.

Next year I’m booking a flight to Cairo to pay homage.

[Leo Dasilva @SirLeoBDasilva]

Berta does not have money to pay for our targets.
It’s Stan Kroenke and the board that does that.
Berta can try to negotiate but if teams don’t agree with price, nothing will move.

[Zito @_Zeets]

Odysseus: Maybe this is punishment for the ultimate violation of the law of the gods, which has forever broken the bonds between people.

Poseidon: Don’t ever fucking touch my son again.

[Grizz Khan @GrizzKhan]

Summerville £70m
Fernandes £85m
Anderson £116m
Rogers £117m
Tonali £100m
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

he played such a loser so well😭 you can see the insecurity slipping through every time he tried to act tough

[mine ❤️ @Emjenny605]

DAVID RAYA trophy cabinet for this season only.
Give him the ballon d'or now

[⚡️ @xSeanAFC]

The amount of lies I see on this app about Barcola is actually crazy

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Everything that Qatar World Cup gave him, the USA World Cup took away. He might have the winners medal and trophy at home but everything else is gone.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

West Ham really got £145M for this

Broke niggas really made it out of the hood😂

[# @mzlrftv2]

.@Arteta MW3

[TrueNorth @Franco_Vision]

Matt Damon reveals Christopher Nolan’s hilarious response after six actors got seasick filming The Odyssey.

Host: “How did you shoot those ship scenes? Did anyone get sick?”

Matt Damon: “It’s Chris Nolan, so we shot them on a real ship.”

“Everything’s real. No green screens. That’s how Chris loves to work.”

“We’d been on that ship for over a month, but one day the waves changed and six of the guys got seasick.”

Matt Damon: “Chris immediately looked at them and said, ‘Do you guys mind if I shoot you?’” 😂

[Pie Sports Booze 🔞 PARODY @piesportsbooze]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Unai Emery is having a medical at Villa Park after agreeing to sign Alejandro Garnacho from Chelsea.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Noooo this isn’t accurate to the way Homer described Odysseus’s stunt double!