#Lifewithboys

A community for parents of boys who are looking to vent, laugh, and learn how to survive #lifewithboys

[#Lifewithboys @HTLifewithboys]

6yo singing: I said you're old & fat, she said shut up & dance with me.
Me: The lyric is you're holding back
6yo: No it's not #lifewithboys

[#Lifewithboys @HTLifewithboys]

Shoutout to the fellow mom that delivered her child’s orchestra instrument after school started at the same time as me! You are my spirit mom. #seeyounextweek #violaproblems #momlife

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[#Lifewithboys @HTLifewithboys]

As I clean my house I am grateful:
1)That I am healthy enough to clean my house.
2) That my kids are healthy enough to clean the house.
3)That I work this weekend and they have to clean the bathrooms while I am gone. #lifewithboys #sendgoodvibestomyhusband #sorrynotsorry

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#holidaystruggles #lifewithboys #boymom #momproblems #dadproblems https://t.co/lh1oGxKXoD

[Sarah Turner @TheUnmumsyMum]

“Can we all just CALM DOWN a bit! Boys! Why are you shouting?! Am I talking to myself?!!” ⁣
⁣
Yes, yes I am.⁣
#christmaseveeve ⁣
#tralalalalalalalala https://t.co/xNhfMo5Bve

[Diane Auten @DianeAuten]

There's a piece of junk mail lying in the middle of the floor in my kitchen. I'm doing an experiment to see how long it will take either my husband or 2 teenage sons to pick it up and throw it away.

We are on day 3

Currently taking bets.

[#Lifewithboys @HTLifewithboys]

Me: Go brush your teeth. I’ve already told you like 20 times already.

9yo: I have to poop!
*runs to bathroom with tablet in his hands*

Me *yelling from hallway*: I know what game you are playing. I have lived with the adult version of you for years!!

#dudeisstillinthere

[Erin Pavon @ErinPavon]

You might be a #boymom if you find rocks in the washer. #lifewithboys #momofmultiples

[Wookiee Mom @iraisewookiees]

If you want to know what having boys is like, I did one of my son’s laundry and I found 26 single socks and 1 pair of underwear.
#lifewithboys #boymom #ew

[Heidi Dee @theheididee]

Kid: Mom my foot fingers look funny. Me: Um what??? Kid: My foot fingers (points to toes) Me: 😂😂😂😂 #thingskidssay #momlife #parenting #kidquotes #fromthemouthsofbabes #lifewithboys #boymom

[Sunny @TatteredSoul_]

J:So I have to be good all day, everyday for 4 weeks?
Me:It'd be nice if you'd be good more than just at Christmastime
J:ALL YEAR?!
M:That's preferable
J:I don't know mom... that seems pretty impossible
Me:I understand, but you can do it
J:I make no promises
#lifewithboys

[Tiffany Rose @YourHonorIDrink]

On the way to school:

Me: Isn't the snow pretty boys?
Garrett: Yes but it would be prettier if it was yellow.

And so it begins.

#ThisIsParenting #MomLife #LifeWithBoys #StuffKidsSay #ColucciCrew

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[Jennifer Vorland @9Vorland]

Getting out of the shower this morning this message greeted me. #dotheyreallyloveme #lifewithboys #seriously #washyourhands #boymom #whyicanthavenicethings

[Chelsea Lopez @ChelseaH_7]

*Michael sweeping all the kitchen mess onto the hallway carpet*
Me: “WHAT ARE YOU DOING”
Michael: *nonchalantly* “Sweeping the kitchen.”
Me: “ONTO THE CARPET???”
Michael: “Yeah, then I just vacuum it up when I do the rest of the house.”
#lifewithboys

[Karen @AntsyButterfly]

I just walked into my son's bedroom to find him sitting naked on the bed with a sock over his penis.
And so it really begins...

#lifewithboys #boymom #thisisfour

[Karen @AntsyButterfly]

"Take your sock off your penis and put it on your foot! Come on, we're going to be late!"

-Just one more thing I never thought I'd say

#boymom #lifewithboys

[Caz @Cazdoestweets]

Two of the kids playing a match today...

Eldest lad texts to say they won & his brother scored three goals...

Me - that’s great. What did you get?

Him- a yellow 🤣

#lifewithboys #sportsmad

[Brandon🇺🇦 @bc3tech]

#overheardAtHome

"Hey. stop it. your foot is in my nose."

#lifeWithBoys #fb

[Nancy Byrne @anninabyrne]

My 10 yo just asked if LAPD stood for The Los Angeles Penis Department. Ay dios mio. 🤦‍♀️@holdin_holden @Scott7026 @sarcasticmommy4 @HTLifewithboys #momofboys