Tom Caton

Husband, Father of 4, Drummer, Friend to all the dogs.

[Rich Eisen @richeisen]

brilliant

[Tom Caton @HThomasCaton]

@TheHoopHerald @tyschmit

[Michael the Libertarian 🇺🇸 ☭⃠ @Bl00dOld]

Then stop fucking bombing people, stupid.

[Tom Caton @HThomasCaton]

Name this dog Donald

[TheWrap @TheWrap]

Lucas the dog takes a nap on the red carpet at the #ToyStory5 premiere

[Paul Pabst @PaulPabst]

This kicks ass.

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

Constitution requires two-thirds vote from the Senate to bind us to another country.

They hid it in the bill because they knew it was unconstitutional.

It’s treasonous as far as I’m concerned.

Every single person who voted for this needs removed from office.

[Team Ossoff @TeamOssoff]

Ossoff: Last September, the President of Kazakhstan calls Donald Trump and says he wants to grant tungsten mining rights to an American company. And the very next month, Eric and Don Jr. get a stake in the American company pursuing the mining deal.

Six days later, six days after Prince Eric and Prince Don get their stake, Kazakhstan announces this company will get, “The largest known undeveloped tungsten resource in the world.” A few more weeks go by, and then the U.S. government, run by their father, sets aside 1.6 billion of your tax dollars to fund and finance their mining project. In Kazakhstan.

All this while you pay more for gas, for groceries, for health care, and that's just the tip of the iceberg.

[Greta Berlin @Truegreta]

I stood at this pool, at both monuments and saw both reflections…
He’s a God damn idiot, as are the fools that support him. The “Reflection Pool” wasn’t designed by American architect Henry Bacon a hundred years ago to look like a swimming pool. It’s designed to have a darkened characteristics that has reflective qualities to reflect the monuments.
That way, the Washington Monument is reflective to you when at the Lincoln Memorial, and when at the Washington Monument, the Lincoln Memorial is reflective to you.
It’s designed to enhance the grandeur of monuments, create an illusion of reflection, and inclusion of expansive space of unity.
He’s a tacky vulgar person that vulgarizes everything he touches. America isn’t becoming great, it’s becoming vulgar.

Credit - Mathew Reed

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

The more Netanyahu prevents the war with Iran from ending, the more obvious it becomes that he convinced Trump to start it.

[Dave Hale - Concerned Republican @CountryFirstRep]

It is legitimately a tragedy that the 250th anniversary of this country's birth will be presided over by a president who is EVERYTHING the founders warned us against -- a partisan demagogue who fundamentally loathes the separation of powers and denies election results he dislikes

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

Rip up Obama deal.
Bomb school girls
Get 14 U.S soldiers killed
Cause trillions in economic damage
$5.00 gas & inflation at home
Deplete SPR & munitions stockpile
Make enemies out of allies
Send cargo planes full of cash for Obama deal 2.0

98D Chess for 60 IQ morons

[CycloneHulk @CyGradCyDad]

Dress up? This you @KimReynoldsIA

[Hollywood Gump @FirstNameJ0hn]

Will Sasso and Dan Soder are Macho Man Randy Savage, Hulk Hogan, Andre The Giant, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rodney Dangerfield, and Robert Deniro reading Andy Rooney quotes. 😂😂😂😂

(🎥@ChrisVanVliet)

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

The Office writers were told to open the Super Bowl episode so wild no one changes the channel.

They almost went with “Jim loses Pam in a poker game.”

Instead: the legendary fire drill chaos.

Filming took 1.5 days.

Real cast panic made it even crazier.

Two trained identical cats, a $12K stuffed double backup.

No animals harmed, takes were tightly controlled.

It was the most-watched episode of the series

[Josh Hamilton @nearbycoder]

@adcock_brett JCPenny's photoshoots are going to be lit

[Ed Elson @edels0n]

Memorial Day 2026 vs last year:

⛽ Gas: +28%
✈️ Flights: +20.7%
🐄 Beef: +16%
🍅 Tomatoes: +40%
☕ Coffee: +18%
🌭 Hot dogs: +11%
🏨 Hotels: +4.3%

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

So yesterday Donald Trump posted a video of him crashing Stephen Colbert's final show, and literally throwing him in the garbage, and of course, I had to FIX it.

[Tom Caton @HThomasCaton]

Some footage of a young @BostonConnr. @PatMcAfeeShow

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Bird autism is definitely one of the best forms of autism. What a legend. 👏👏👏

[Covie @covie_93]

Imagine voting for trump because you couldn't afford eggs only to end up not being able to afford anything.