Heathcliff Lemony Tinklestein

healthcliff. lemony. tinklestein. lover. father. tinklestein. sexually active. celibate. devout christian. baller. on a budget. rich af. annoying. slopper.

[Heathcliff Lemony Tinklestein @HTinklestein]

HEY that's what I call a slopper! 😂

[Heathcliff Lemony Tinklestein @HTinklestein]

theyre calling it the greatest comeback post of all time

[Heathcliff Lemony Tinklestein @HTinklestein]

@smalltimegoober We had a STROKE (mmmfgh) trying to read this

[DarkGothicWoke @darkgothicwoke]

if you use this app's tweet summarization button i think you need to get off the phone and get to 2nd grade

[Heathcliff Lemony Tinklestein @HTinklestein]

@SiddisXwill @RealJamesWoods Bro and you're dickriding for free 💀

[Heathcliff Lemony Tinklestein @HTinklestein]

@RealJamesWoods RFK is not gonna let you hit bro

[juju @ynvurse]

#bbldrizzybeatgiveaway
uh.. take that drake? you scallywag!

[Heathcliff Lemony Tinklestein @HTinklestein]

i am the queen of england!!!!!

[Heathcliff Lemony Tinklestein @HTinklestein]

Cavemen would probably really like wrecking balls

[Heathcliff Lemony Tinklestein @HTinklestein]

@sublunary2002 That’s why the call me the anteater

[Heathcliff Lemony Tinklestein @HTinklestein]

You know that gas station cart is hitting when you start writing a formal petition to your local congressman

[Heathcliff Lemony Tinklestein @HTinklestein]

Why's it always "I hate Mondays" and never "I hate fascism"? Does Garfield support fascism? Think on that, Twitter... Oh, or should I say "X"?

[Heathcliff Lemony Tinklestein @HTinklestein]

Im dressing up like a teacher today and handing out homework to unsuspecting people

[PeanutDragon327🦧 @PeanutDragon327]

A tack shooter here would go fucking crazy

[Heathcliff Lemony Tinklestein @HTinklestein]

Imagine being able unpoop your pants…a boy can dream

[Heathcliff Lemony Tinklestein @HTinklestein]

I started going to people with the ugliest fits ever and earnest complimenting me. Making everyone else ugly is way cheaper than buying new drip! 👍

[Heathcliff Lemony Tinklestein @HTinklestein]

Was talking about vegetables and emir said “Mushrooms are fungi not vegetables!” He was shot and killed for crimes against the state (my mental state).

[Heathcliff Lemony Tinklestein @HTinklestein]

@adeetier Chatgpt, screenshot this and make it more sexy.

[Heathcliff Lemony Tinklestein @HTinklestein]

@marsbarcronch 🤓

[jai ˖Ი𐑼⋆ @ghstprincss]

bruh