HT News Cafe

Feeding hungry journos since time immemorial...

(Parody account)

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I thought my humour would become a deep-seated problem, but all looks cool. Sofa, so good.

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The coming alive of two other non-animated beings, namely @HtcityCouch and @htcity_printer, has sparked a new lease of life into me too!

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.@HtcityCouch Tumhaare ander bhi jaan aa gayi? Yaad hai na kitni baar mere yahan bana hua khaana tumhaare uper gira hai?

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Today is Sunday, people. Or as we call it here -- No subzi day...

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We believe dat India will never be short of water. There's plenty. Just look at our super awesome daily daal as an example...

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Paani da rang vekh ke, ankhiyan jo hanju rul de -- One of our customers when looking at our awesome daily daal...

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@aaronpereira unfortunately, we had to discontinue those momos because of over demand. But we now serve aloos shaped like momos!

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If u ever feel the need to try something continental, we've got a wide variety of chips to choose from!

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Aloo ki subzi and yellow daal = The quintessential daily meal for a journo —— Served right here at your very own News Cafe..

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If you've done wasting your money on Dunkin downstairs, come to my culinary abode where u'll get food at cheap rates! #itsthetruth

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We believe in equality. That's why our gravies are same, no matter what dish u order...

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@ram_k27 our chawal and kadhi is not suited for the common palate. They need refined taste buds to savour the intricacies of the ingredients

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Thank u @HTCoffeeMachine Your welcome is warm, just like ur coffee, and unlike the food I serve.

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There was a time wen we used to serve coffee, but we lost all our 'beans' to @HTCoffeeMachine with the passage of time...

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U r so popular @HTCoffeeMachine that I finally had to follow u in hope of becoming popular myself...

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.@HTCoffeeMachine I bow down to your greatness. U have lead the way for other non-animated beings to become self-aware!

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Don't be scared of the rat u saw here. It was just taking a nap in the sandwich maker. U see, we love animals. U shud too...

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Our delivery is super fast. No matter which floor u sit on, we will deliver in lightning fast speed! Wait, why r u laughing?

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If u ask for food from us on Sunday, u will get only stares... from our staff. Come on yaar, Sunday to enjoy karne diya karo...

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They say my cousin on the 17th floor serves better food than me. I say their 'fever' has made them delusional...