Dr Ligma Johnson

[Parody/Spoof/Satire Clips 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @NoContextSpoof]

The Naked Gun’s Fergalicious scene clears it

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

blood cousin is frying me she said ‘i was in a dark place’ bitch you was in alabama? 😭

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

[on my death bed]
"Why didn't I just buy a normal bed?"

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

people used to say “am I being punk’d right now” now they say “is this a psy-op being orchestrated by Mossad?”

[MuFAWSA @mufawsa_]

national sex day but the only thing i’m fucking is retarded

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

“Runaway brides” should be called “near Mrs.”

Thank you, this is why I have a PhD

[René @schizohustler]

the worst part of getting fired was the hr lady butchering the delivery while reading my tweets

[katto @CatsPlayHashi]

🇺🇸: "I live in St. Petersburg"

🇪🇺: "Oh, you're Russian?"

🇺🇸: "No, southerner from Florida."

🇺🇸: "My friend lives in Athens"

🇪🇺: "Greece?"

🇺🇸: "New York."

🇺🇸: "I have relatives in Alexandria"

🇪🇺: "E-Egypt..?"

🇺🇸: "..."

🇪🇺: "..."

🇺🇸: "Alexandria, state of Virginia...."

[ava❦' @yujionthatbeat]

ariana is still wrong for getting with that man from the start but damn he threw away his highschool sweetheart wife and newborn kid for no reason at all. good luck being divorced and also spongebob

[Sam Stoffel @sam_stoffel]

I come back to this speech every once in a while:

“in the 1,526 singles matches I played in my career, I won almost 80% of those matches

… what percentage of points do you think I won in those matches?

only 54%.”

[onion person @CantEverDie]

in honor of nancy mace losing her bid for governor

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

James Dolan is lying to defend his pedophile friend bc the mayor and NYPD both said watch parties are back tomorrow

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Rep. Rob Wittman (R-VA) faked a phone call for roughly 90 seconds after being asked about Speaker Mike Johnson’s comments regarding potential Social Security cuts.

The phone's screen remained visible, with his cheek inadvertently tapping different parts of the display.

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

The girl in your freshman social studies class who raised her hand to ask why there’s no white history month is running half the major news outlets.

[Kweku @WilliamBotchway]

It is perfect that the dude who jumped into Bloomberg is the one guy on the team who actually lived here when he was Mayor

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

shorty matched with the Niggler

[Bryan Woo Enjoyer @CyYoungWoo]

You finally got a runner on just be smart on the bases

The Mariners:

[Basketball University @UofBasketball]

They Mic'd up OG Anunoby and they just had to play silent clips of him getting buckets 😭

[• @STARPL4T1NUM]

it’s truly unfathomable to try & think about how much basketball he has played in his life

[juju 🦇 @jujubehigh]

If u jumping niggas over a sports game in a city, u a fucking loser.