H_Ram

Self-proclaimed Loutritionist. Champion of etiquette and deportment. Poetic and noble land mermaid. Was on AVC til Kinja.

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Other People: get married, have kids, buy houses, have careers
Me: cuts paper into the word "Butthole" and takes it to not one, but three different locations in the Cleveland area

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@azninthesun I came on here just bc I saw this and thought about how much you would hate it

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@azninthesun Dirty!
This last time though she was washing it aggressively enough that I was having an inner meltdown about how I'm disgusting

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@TheTenArms @azninthesun So glad I came over here to check on you 😂

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@TheTenArms @azninthesun Cool cool cool

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Efficient!

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@RussellHFilm I didn't know you wrote that!!! We're having a watch party on Friday!

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@azninthesun yeah, I saw someone post that picture of her grave with all the "i voted" stickers on it and was like 'wellllllllll'

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@crumbl 🙏

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@monjinator okay i love it by why is THAT song playing

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@gorealfar what if you just dm them to me

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Thanks for pretending you were getting Detroiters and then not and hiding the evidence for no reason, @netflix

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Saw this really stupid wirecutter thing and thought of @azninthesun

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@tacobell you should think about responding to my multiple requests to customer service

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Can't believe I've been ghosted by @tacobell

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@azninthesun A friend in Slack was like 'if you didn't stay up for the Obama part...' bitch I didn't watch a moment and don't plan to

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Have been trying to get a response from @tacobell about an issue for a MONTH and still nothing. Guess I'll have to go to Arby's from now on

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@azninthesun would bet pretty good money she wouldn't be able to identify the fact that you are not Chinese

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I can hear two TVs other than the one I am watching right now and is this hell?
(Sorry to people in my area without electricity......)

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@azninthesun oh god. surprisingly that didn't even occur to me. i guess because i've never heard his name out loud and assumed it's pronounced like Waltz?