Harry Stottel

Sprained ankle survivor. Part time vegan.

[Harry Stottel @H_Stottel]

@offtheballbbc My emergency 'grab bag' contains clothes, cash, a passport and a mobile phone. What's in Tam's emergency bag?

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@Nigel_Farage Whataboutery and deflection. Cry more you racist cunt.

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@fesshole Headmaster? Is that you?

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@fesshole This is a reportable injury and should have been addressed in the risk assessment. Was he wearing a hard hat and hi-vis?

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@NotoriousBAG_ It's condescending fannies like this that drove me to fucking drink.

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@fesshole Is it a red one? Red ones are the fastest.

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@fesshole You're not coming here you fucking nonce.

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@fesshole Are you dating a labrador?

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@fesshole This is very worrying. Why the fuck were you cleaning if you have a wife???

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@fesshole Wouldn't it be easier to just wrap bog roll round your feet?

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@JGordonBramer In the photo on the left, he is actually on heroin. In the photo on the right, he has stopped doing drugs. I'm not sure you're drawing the correct conclusion here.

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@fesshole I used to hide my Motorcycle News inside a copy of Razzle.

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@fesshole I don't understand this. My ex-wife's vibrator was very reliable as long as the oil and filter were changed every year. One time the kickstart failed but that was the only issue.

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@Ryanair Thank you @Ryanair. If it wasn't for the unrivalled shittiness of your service, I would never have discovered the pleasure of taking the ferry to Ireland.

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@fesshole I can only imagine how stupid anyone reading this must feel if they regularly clean their air fryer for hygiene reasons.

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@fesshole Rose West?

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@fesshole I'd have taken it.

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@fesshole Practising with live ammo or blanks?

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@fesshole Definitely Irish.

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@fesshole My elderly mother's dog is a right aggressive little cunt and when she passes I'll be taking it to get whacked. Fucking right I'll stay to watch and I'll invite the postie, the Amazon driver and the window cleaner too. Biting folk in the baws has consequences you little prick.