Jake Jake Longero

[Jake Jake Longero @H_dot_M]

I mispronounced the word for train station in French today and didn’t realize it at first, but now that I think about it, the woman’s reaction is totally justified because I accidentally told her “I’m going to war.”

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Honestly if your response to listening to a bishop beg for mercy for frightened marginalized people is getting angry, you are an evil person

[Choptimus Prime @mikesmicYT]

The patrons of Gusteau’s restaurant hearing a rat cooked the food but it’s low key delicious:

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

cat with mullet

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

The Bears when it comes to losing close games in the most embarrassing ways possible

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

No matter what happens, it saddens me deeply that rape, felonies, trying to overthrow our democracy, misogyny, racism and transphobia are somehow not deal breaks for 10’s of millions of Americans.

[coup d’brah @jacobjbg]

I’m not gonna let anyone under age 28 tweet about basketball anymore, this is for everyone’s own good

[dyson daniels floater @killmesIime]

Lying in rap beef so fire bc if the lie crazy enough you can’t address or acknowledge it we still don’t know if Jay Z was really 36 in a karate class

[Jake Jake Longero @H_dot_M]

@ImBearingDown Why did he line up at LT at 26 seconds?

[Jake Jake Longero @H_dot_M]

@MaxMarkhamNFL Yeah show the interception lol

[Jake Jake Longero @H_dot_M]

@markgrotesports His interception was literally one of the worst throws I’ve ever seen a quarterback in the nfl make lol

[Jake Jake Longero @H_dot_M]

@AaronLemingNFL Yeah let’s release Khalil Mack too so we can create cap space, then not have an edge rusher for two seasons and talk about how we have all this money in a place big name free agents clearly don’t want to play at.

[Will @SilentDawnLB]

imagine picking up a cheesy gordita crunch and then walking onto the fields of Naboo

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Most insane George plot on Seinfeld is when the movie he wants to watch is already rented out so he uses the video store computer to look up who has the tape and then goes to their home.

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

Bobby Baccala will be a 97 OVR in NBA 2K24! Thoughts?

[John Winston @IHateSleeves]

This is all i could think about after Josh Peck appeared in Oppenheimer

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

The news is always like: "America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free."