Haadya Khan

[monica @waystarroyhoe]

me

[Haadya Khan @HaadyaKhan]

My skin when I’m not thinking about it: clear, smooth, glowing

My skin when I realize how good it looks: bitch you thought. Here’s 15 pimples and a reaction to nothing, you troll

[Haadya Khan @HaadyaKhan]

Brown parent culture is giving your kids complicated directions only for them to use maps to get there

[Haadya Khan @HaadyaKhan]

People who don’t use alarms and rely on their bodies to wake themselves up are terrifyingly powerful and fear nothing

[Haadya Khan @HaadyaKhan]

TV show writers: how do we show that this character from centuries ago is related to the present day character?

TV show writers: let’s just cast the same person lol

[Haadya Khan @HaadyaKhan]

Every university professor ever: “I’m great at remembering faces but terrible with names. Maybe I’ll figure it out by the last week. HahaHA”

[Haadya Khan @HaadyaKhan]

@troyesivan come to upstate ny so I can actually go to a concert!

[Haadya Khan @HaadyaKhan]

@kim__newman IT'S A LEGIT BREATHING PROBLEM

[Haadya Khan @HaadyaKhan]

@hauntingsteps Kink shaming is my kink

[Haadya Khan @HaadyaKhan]

@kim__newman Close enough. I know it wasn’t Nicholas Cage’s great-great-great granddad

[Haadya Khan @HaadyaKhan]

@kim__newman At least national treasure taught me about his death

[Lili Reinhart @lilireinhart]

I'm winded after putting a fitted sheet on my bed.

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

anna faris and chris pratt breaking up affects me in no way but also i feel like im their child and it's my fault somehow

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

I somehow didn't realise chocolate covered coffee beans contained.. coffee. This may be another sleepless night with phil 😬☕️🌛

[laura rose @lauraasann]

"I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since 2014."me@ SU parking listserv

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

"if you're too hot why are you wearing a sweater??" if i prefer to just wear underwear and a hoodie it's my choice and you should respect it

[Haadya Khan @HaadyaKhan]

Was this line designed by Shawn Spencer? @JamesRoday @DuleHill

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

when you think you're above posting shameless cute selfies but you crave validation so you write a self depreciating caption to seem ironic

[Haadya Khan @HaadyaKhan]

It's so pretty that I took about 100 photos @connorfranta #notetoself