Lord Tim Spaghetti

I say funny stuff sometimes. Mostly hang out in comic book Twitter. Be curious, not judgmental.

[Jacob Rockwell @EscambiaFLMan]

My speech to Pensacola City Council regarding Red Light AI enforcement, constitutional rights, due process and the core values of Western justice.

Pensacola, FL
Escambia County

[Lord Tim Spaghetti @HaaveYouMetTim]

Give Frank a healing factor for like 2 issues so this shit goes bananas.

[AIPT @AIPTcomics]

💀🔫 Deadpool and Punisher are headed for a collision course.

Marvel's new 4-part "Big Guns" crossover launches this September by @Benjamin_Percy, Geoff Shaw, and José Luis Soares. Expect a revamped classic villain:
https://t.co/oGCKIFX6Od

[Fightful Wrestling @Fightful]

Danhausen did the “at Backlash” meme.

😂

[Lord Tim Spaghetti @HaaveYouMetTim]

Bear down, Hammond Bears
Make every play clear the way to victory
Bear down, Hammond Bears
Put up a fight with a might so fearlessly...

Bear down, Hammond Bears
And let 'em know why you're wearing the crown
You're the pride and joy of Indiana
Hammond Bears, bear down

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Statement from Chairman George H. McCaskey and President & CEO Kevin Warren:

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

[Lord Tim Spaghetti @HaaveYouMetTim]

.@DanhausenAD what did you do to the @Cubs ?

[Lord Tim Spaghetti @HaaveYouMetTim]

That's a doctor.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at ‘THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST’ sequel.

In theaters on May 6, 2027.

[Lord Tim Spaghetti @HaaveYouMetTim]

Over/under on this having 1000 variants

[Marvel Comics @MarvelComicsHQ]

The monumental 1000th issue of 'Amazing Spider-Man' arrives this September. Official unveiling tomorrow.

[Lord Tim Spaghetti @HaaveYouMetTim]

At what age does your body just start breaking for no reason? Is it 44 and 3/4ths? I feel like it's 44 and 3/4ths.

[Lord Tim Spaghetti @HaaveYouMetTim]

@Marvel Since you take this stuff from the comics, you should pay the artists....

[Lord Tim Spaghetti @HaaveYouMetTim]

In the first five minutes of #ThePunisher your wife that likes your Marvel movies is going to be extremely mad at you.

[Lord Tim Spaghetti @HaaveYouMetTim]

This was the better than the whole of Wrestlemania this year.

[WWE @WWE]

.@DanhausenAD picks ups the winhausen! 🧛‍♂️

#WWEBacklash

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

Welcome back coach! Ted Lasso returns August 5 on @AppleTV!

[Lord Tim Spaghetti @HaaveYouMetTim]

There's no way he's going to use a nuclear weapon, right? RIGHT?!?

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

I can listen to this on a loop all day long, lol. 🤣🤣

[Lord Tim Spaghetti @HaaveYouMetTim]

I watched Bad Bunny and now I am at least 1% Latino.

[Lord Tim Spaghetti @HaaveYouMetTim]

If you see Melania tonight, don't forget to stay for the after credit scene. It sets up the whole Grift universe.

[Lord Tim Spaghetti @HaaveYouMetTim]

@HWDesper

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

One thing's for sure, Stephen Miller has a tiny little boner right now

[Covie @covie_93]

The president of Puerto Rico needs to be removed from power next, he's an incompetent senile old man.