HaddieDaddie🌛

Dangerously close to stupid. Judge me.

[HaddieDaddie🌛 @HaddieWinchell]

Like, you can boss me around in sexual situations but I’ll lose my shit if you try to tell me what to do in regular life.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

studies (conducted in my home) have shown that when you sing your cat a little song about how much you love them, they understand exactly what you're saying, and they feel it in their little heart

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

every man i've dated hates me and is still in love with me at the same time

[lulu jr. @_lakaiser]

como espero que reaccione mi hombre después de darle dos besos

[˖ Ridhima ˖᯽ ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

yall never fucked w a true narcissist, that mf had me thinking i was the narcissist 😂

[Gabrielle @gabbilicious04]

establishing dominance by being the naked window neighbor

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

Me and my nigga was arguing yesterday and this is our way of talking again 😂😂

[YUMMi, THE ALCHEMiST ❤️‍🔥 @Y_UOMDHO]

This is real romance idgaf what nobody say

[Maya @maya_x_papaya]

no I don’t have a “praise kink”, it’s a praise requirement and you aren’t meeting the quota

[D.A.R.E Capo @YungYinkv]

She tore

[emi @vxmpcore_]

i bet it feels so good to be a cat and headbutt a person u love

[mckenna @K3NNA323]

First date ideas

[𝔟𝔯𝔲𝔧𝔞 𝔫𝔢𝔤𝔯𝔞 @labrujxnegra]

yes exactly, emphasis on devotion because if he is not devoted to you it will never last

[Dr. Cuck, MD. Esq @shitmonster3000]

putting a thong back on after pooping feels like a sin

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[Culture~ @backriz_dub]

Therapy isn't enough I need WEED I need ORGASMS I need $$$

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

love island sounds like hell imagine you’re awake and sober at 8:30AM when it’s 95 degrees outside and someone is trying to pull your man for a chat

[shayla @callmeMaharani]

unpopular opinion but I only wanna marry a guy who can express their feelings, like actually cry when he wants to and is emotionally mature. But it gives me the ICK when they try to act all ‘strong’ and hide how they actually feel.

[amity☊ @Zodi_Am]

I know people are addicted to chaos, because when I speak politely, I get ignored. But once I start talking crazy, they’re all ears.

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said