Hadeda Hackler

The Hadeda Heckler is a South African satirical news website. Some stories are invented, others are exaggerated and a few are disturbingly close to the truth.

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‘We realised patients and businesspeople have very different needs,’ explained a spokesperson. ‘One needs medical attention. The other needs a profitable arrangement.’ #SouthAfrica #Satire #Tenderpreneurs #Mediclinic https://t.co/CgREveh4Cy

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@GarethCliff ANC Denies Cadres Have Lost Jobs and Says They Are Merely Awaiting Redeployment

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@DrMashobaADieta Potential Johannesburg Coalition Declared Stable and Healthy Despite History of Multiple Organ Failures

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@THULIIIIIIIIII Coalition Talks Reach Breaking Point After ActionSA Accuses DA of Not Using Enough Coffee

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Parents can purchase additional bricks to replace those confiscated, although delivery is subject to further negotiations. #SouthAfrica #Satire #Lego #ConstructionMafia https://t.co/IuHQnBHKGN

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AfriForum Discovers Most Generous Government Department Is Located in Washington #Satire #SouthAfrica #AfriForum

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By lunchtime, he had made no decision and completed no work. #SouthAfrica #Satire #Joburg https://t.co/6UWLZFdC5Q

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@Markosonke1 @helenzille Mashaba Says He Never Thinks About Helen Zille Except When He's Awake

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@News24 AfriForum Welcomes Government Funding Provided Government Is American

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@kimheller3 Sounds so very final. Demand Victory or Death but Settle for Direct Deposit

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@IOL Just need more time

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@kimheller3 AfriForum Praised for Finding Foreign Government Willing to Fund Its Complaints

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Malema Promises to Learn From Election Defeat and Remain Available for Next One #EFF #ANC

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‘Unfortunately, our CEO appears to have relied on a considerably older processor.’ #Satire #Nvidia #China #honeyTrap https://t.co/vYxQTisIMp

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‘When we took office, some communities had never seen a water tanker,’ explained a spokesperson. ‘Today, residents recognise the drivers by name.’ #SouthAfrica #Satire #Tshwane #ActionSA https://t.co/sS4Z2pL7q5

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‘If this doesn't restore AGOA, we're considering offering Piet Croucamp.’ #SouthAfrica #Satire #AfriForum #AGOA #RudaLandman Read: https://t.co/dCYgYpLtIw

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His girlfriend pointed out that he calls complete strangers Oom, their dog is named Oubaas and he has strong opinions about which side of the fire the braaibroodjies belong on. #SouthAfrica #Satire #Afrikaans #Vellies https://t.co/dQGFKdsQMB

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@lawrencekitema Government Celebrates Improved River Crossing After Villagers Receive Larger Plastic Drum

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‘We realised we were spending enormous amounts of money marking places where shootings had occurred,’ explained a police spokesperson. ‘It's much cheaper to identify the few places where they haven't.’ #SouthAfrica #Satire #CapeFlats #Police https://t.co/MbjVkkpUbE