Jeffrey Hadz

. I write shit. funny or die. instagram: hadzilla.

[Jeffrey Hadz @Hadzilla]

The coolest suicide would be to moisturize and not stop moisturizing until you become a tiny pond that fish and turtles live in

[Jeffrey Hadz @Hadzilla]

Hugh Janus Broncos debut today. Im skipping the preseason unless you nerds want to see it. Lmk

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Hugh Janus drafted by Broncos. Not stoked about it.

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Hugg is going back online to get drafted

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@phialphasae @HollyJolly716 Thats my bad. It took me that long to find the perfect shirt

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Hugh Janus. Natty. Tonight. You guys watching? Biggest game of my life. And its happening very very soon. https://t.co/23d0gsnkKg

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Midnight. Team of destinty.

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Oh my bad. Midnight

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@RocRaider1013 She moved

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Hugh Janus. National 10 pm. Be there. Be square.

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@MarystlJuanita What season are we talking

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@Avenger7557 That is one I’m def jealous of

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What’s the best sporting event you have ever been to?

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So many babies gonna be named bong

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

I can't believe Jeffrey Epstein got snubbed after all the free plane rides he gave these people #Oscars

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Imagine working your entire life to win an Oscar and this is who gives it to you

[Jeffrey Hadz @Hadzilla]

Hello Newman

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

If you eat a bunch of spaghetti and wear a sweater to a rap battle you deserve to lose