Hagen Clemons

Astronaut, Pro-Footballer, US Senator and Compulsive Liar

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@JR0CK66 @JLeiper Might want to read this before posting that comic

https://t.co/rAEXvL1dpr

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@LeungoMohumi @RenaldoGouws What does it take to acquire an honours? For you, I'm guessing about 8 years. I have a master's degree and I got into the program based on merit rather than race

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@LeungoMohumi @RenaldoGouws Perhaps if you had something more intelligent to say other than calling anyone who disagrees with you racist, your education wouldn't be called into question. Again though, your education doesn't count for much of you only need 33% to pass high school

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@LeungoMohumi @RenaldoGouws Maybe if you had an education you would be able to come up with a better argument

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@LeungoMohumi @RenaldoGouws You haven't seen it so it doesn't exist.

Clearly this is SA's 33% pass mark at work

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@Real_MLUNGISI01 @RenaldoGouws Equality isn't the problem though. If it was about equality, they would treat people EQUALLY and hire the best person for the job, regardless of race. In fact, that's all people are asking for.

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@anisa_mazimpaka @RenaldoGouws It's amazing that you think that 7% of the population is somehow managing to oppress 93% of the population, despite not having any political power in almost 30 years. Maybe the problem stopped being about apartheid and is, in fact, the result of a corrupt government.

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@GuidingBreeze @NinjaSallyAnne https://t.co/rAEXvLjmDz

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@Taz_zie @nicolathorp_ https://t.co/rxBdplJEVU

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@nicolathorp_ Well that's awkward

https://t.co/rxBdplJEVU

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@wuhokay @AusHumanRights Being proud of something you didn't choose (race, sexuality, gender etc) is silly. People should take pride in what they have achieved

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@GameSpot God of War
Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl
Naruto to Boruto: Shinobi Striker

Saved you a click

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@Variety I'm starting to think @rickygervais did this special as an experiment. He poked fun at the holocaust, Chinese people, the poor and Muslims too but he's only trending on Twitter for taking the piss out of trans activists. It's almost like the complaints are just virtue signals

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@rmischook @tombishton @discount_Ripley In the age of streaming and video on demand, it's never been easier to simply not watch television shows that don't interest you. I've never seen Bridgerton or Downton Abbey because they don't appeal to me. Have you possibly considered giving that a try? Just don't watch it

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@autechre98 @NetflixUK @rickygervais

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@412ricefarmer As a body that stands while urinating, I feel excluded

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Vice in 2012: "We sent our journalists to the most dangerous regions in the world to bring you the truth behind brutal regimes"

Vice in 2022: "Knocked up by your burn-out boyfriend? Try horse pills"

[Motherboard @motherboard]

Misoprostol is relatively easy to acquire from veterinary sources, since in addition to medically inducing abortions, it's also used to treat ulcers in horses. https://t.co/nglKSGjXA0

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@motherboard Justify however you want, you people are just as idiotic for recommending this as they were with ivermectin. This is why the whole world laughs at America. You people are absolute morons.

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@Spidermanbear @kc_boyer @LFatiguant @WulfDes @johnpavlovitz @elonmusk Jesus dude, is this your first day on this site? If you click on the initial post, you can see the replies. It's not that hard

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@LugubriousSnail @LFatiguant @WulfDes @johnpavlovitz @elonmusk No, both are wrong. You can justify it however you want, burning cities and private property is a fucking stupid and selfish way to go about getting what you want. Clearly you don't have the maturity to understand that tantrums are best left to toddlers